Dear All,
There are two men out in the Desert Sun, how they 'got' there isn't important. After an hour, or so, one says "I can see a Bacon Tree" "Don't be so 'daft'" replies the other "there is No Such 'thing' as a Bacon Tree". Twenty Minutes later, the first man, again insists he can 'see' a Bacon Tree.
After the Third time, of the First claiming that 'He Can See A Bacon Tree', the second man replies "Ok then, if you can see a Bacon Tree, go and get some bacon of it" So the second man walks out into the Desert, and finally, out of view.
About a hour later, the First Man, sees the Second coming back towards him. However he is in a Bad Way, with two Arrows in his Torso. As he finally gets close enough, the First man goes to Help him. The First opens his Water Bottle and puts it to his friend's lips. After a time the Second man finally speaks, in a weak voice he says...β¦. another 'Wait for This' moment..... "You were right, it Wasn't a 'Bacon Tree' it was a 'Ham Bush'"πππ.
Hope I made you smile, folks.
AndrewT