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Ok, a weird photo and bad jokes😊

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BazzakReading Rabbits
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I had a neck brace fitted many years ago and since then, I’ve never looked back.

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I've just started reading a book about Fort Knox...

but I'm finding it really hard to get into!!

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. I was stopped by the police last night and was asked if I had a police record?

I said: "Yes, Walking on the Moon from 1979". .

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Just paid Β£25 for a 3 mile taxi ride to the launderette.

I feel like i've been taken to the cleaners. .

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The bloke in our local chippy says the best way to cook fish is to give it a good slap first.

Sounds like codswallop to me? ..

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationery. .

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For sum reeson, i've never yet wun a gaim of skrabel...

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The word "Diputseromneve" may look ridiculous, but backwards it's even more stupid.

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.Nurse: "Have you experienced a sudden loss of taste?"

Me: "No I've always dressed this way".

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I've just found out my friend really is a ghost.

To be honest, I had my suspicions from the moment she walked through the door

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.Wife: "You hate my relatives!"

Husband: "No, I don’t!, in fact, I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine." ..

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I googled "missing medieval servant".

It came back "page not found'.

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Hahahahahaha! Very good Barry! That picture is indeed very strange! I now can't see them upside down!! How are you? xx

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to leo60

I'm fine Laurie, long time since we have spoken, hope you and family are all well.

Are you still off work or back now, please keep safe 😘xx

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leo60 in reply to Bazzak

Good, I'm glad you are well :) . I am fine, shielding at the moment, but no, not been back to work at all, keeping safe at home! My family are all ok, apart from my dear old dad who had a few serious seizures a couple of weeks ago. he is ok, just annoyed about not being allowed to drive again ( he had a seizure before a couple of years ago). As an ex helicopter test pilot, not being able to drive a simple thing like a car doesn't sit well with him, but I am very pleased!! Your family well? xx

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to leo60

I can understand your dad's frustration, but probably for the best.

Yes family all well, haven't seen my Frank for months now πŸ™„, but he's back at school soon and I will taking him😁 you keep safe at home 😘xx

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leo60 in reply to Bazzak

Ahhhhhh! The handsome little fella! Glad to hear all is well :) Madame Skye is still very cheeky, yesterday we were laughing at what kind of noise a chicken would make if it laid a square egg! xx

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to leo60

🀣🀣 now that's a conversation I would of loved to have heard🀣🀣

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leo60 in reply to Bazzak

It did get very silly!!😜😜 xx

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to leo60

I can imagine !!🀣🀣

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to leo60

Yes, and re the plates the same happened to me😁xx

Very good! Hard to choose a favourite, but the police record one had me laughing out loud! πŸ˜‚πŸŒΈ

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

😁 hope you are well Marnie, sending a hug πŸ€—xx

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

Thank you, I am fine. Sending a hug by return of post. ☺🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

😁xx

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

I wasn't sure if I could post a reply because I am not a snake and the comments box says, 'Adder comment here......'

πŸ˜‚πŸŒΈ

Maybe there's something wrong with my eyes but they all look the right way up anyway.😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

It's because your a bleeding teacher and only work on logic😁, read the top first😘

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

I did. I was being philosophical! Calm down petal! πŸ˜†πŸŒΈ

Replied to wrong comment!

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

I don't work on logic. I'm a creative person.Still doesn't make sense to me πŸ™„πŸ˜˜

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Marnie22 in reply to MadBunny

Everything is always the right way up. Always. (I like to talk rubbish BTW.) πŸ€ͺ🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

🀣🀣xx

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MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

Still no wiser. I blame Bazzak. He's been driving me mad all day πŸ™„πŸ°

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Marnie22 in reply to MadBunny

Has he? Naughty young man. ☺🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

So you can't see them upside down at all?

😘

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

You can if you are in Australia.......😝🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

Cheeky 😁😁xx

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

Moi? 😊🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

Oui toi !😊xx

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Is your pm not working ?

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S11m in reply to MadBunny

Perhaps he will try again this afternoon - but why can't we all enjoy the banter?

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MadBunny in reply to S11m

Of course. No I'd tried to send a pm about something else and it didn't seem to be working.

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

Goodnight lovely Bazzak. ☺🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

Going night my Marnie 😊xx

in reply to Marnie22

Hey Marnie check photo at the bottom of here what we were talking about lol shuuu 😁😁

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

No . Are you winding me up again?

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

No, if you look they are upside down!

Do the reverse look for one upside down!!😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

No they're not!!!!!

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

What have you been doing all day!!

Sleeping πŸ€” 😊😊 ( I'm asking for trouble) 😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

At last!! Just glanced at it again and I could see them upside down. Not for long though.😁😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

😁😁😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

No I seriously think it was my eyes.I usually wear my reading glasses when I use my phone!😘

I think i know which bowl πŸ€£πŸ˜„

Just as bad as ever Bazzak, but you're forgiven as they gave me a good giggle! πŸ‘πŸ€£

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Callendersgal

πŸ‘πŸ˜˜

Hahaha πŸ˜‚ thanks for the laughs

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to swordfishll

😁😘

Brilliant πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

😁😘

in reply to Bazzak

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Hey Barry Marnie said sweet dreams to me as she wished me good night and said don't think of bazzak I said oh no you've reminded me of him and I'm having flashbacks of the photo of him in the bath so now I'll have nightmares 😁😁I was changing my avatar and found this one of you 😁well I'm glad your enjoying yourself in the bath you look happy playing with your toys 😁😁what is it your playing with πŸ€”

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Niao in reply to

😁

in reply to Niao

Hey you never saw the real photo lol 😁😁what a lucky escape you had 😁😁

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Niao in reply to

😁 I can only imagine! But would rather not!😁😁

in reply to Niao

He might do another one for us 🀯😁

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Niao in reply to

Or not! Be careful what you wish for!!!

in reply to Niao

Lol have a nice morning I've got to put pixies drops on now hope to catch you later πŸ˜πŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ§‘

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Niao in reply to

You too Mandy! πŸ˜ŠπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

Very good, words work merciless.

Oh my, oh my! Bizarre! The picture! πŸ˜πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

Chuckle x

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"Codswallop!" . .πŸ˜‚ Bazzak you've done it again, made me laugh πŸ‘ŒπŸ’ž

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to JKW1

That's good!πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

That is a really weird picture and how it changes from upside down to right way up. πŸ€” Enjoyed the jokes as usual thanks Bazzak. πŸ‘πŸ»I always look forward to them. Thanks again for the giggle. πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Spotty-ewe

It is a weird photo! 😁xx

Craftyperson profile image
CraftypersonReading Rabbits

Seen the pic before so saw it right way up straight away some not too bad jokes

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Craftyperson

Aww sorryπŸ™„

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CraftypersonReading Rabbits in reply to Bazzak

Nothing to be sorry for

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Craftyperson

Thankyou for helping me make a decision.

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CraftypersonReading Rabbits in reply to Bazzak

I hope it's to continue with your jokes etc not to stop

So do I. They're much needed.

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CraftypersonReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Yes and the worse they are the better

😁🐰

The plates illusion suggestion was interesting, and the paper airplane that won't fly , equals stationeryπŸ™ƒπŸ˜Š

Talking of aeroplanes - if it's a non stop flight how do you get off it???😁🐰

With a parachute???πŸ™ƒ

🀣🀣🀣

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CraftypersonReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Good question

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MadBunny in reply to Narwhal10

Hello Charlie. Good to hear from you. How are you ?😘🐰

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Narwhal10 in reply to MadBunny

Hello hello, how are you ? Sorry, I don’t mean to be rude for not replying, I’m good thank you. It’s amazing I’m like a different woman - I can sit up, walk properly. So I am just enjoying pottering around and on here very infrequently x

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MadBunny in reply to Narwhal10

No you're not rude at all.I understand. I'm so pleased to hear that Charlie.Long may it continue πŸ˜πŸ‘I remember the time when my new meds kicked in and I too was like a different woman. You've certainly been missed on here.Bazzak is still up to his old tricks as you can see on here. Not much baiting going on though these days. I'm ok thanks .Just fed up with all the covid like every else. I think I've exhausted all the possibilities for walks in Hertford! I was talking to my close friend on Sunday - it's over a year since we saw each other. You take care, and enjoy your pottering xxx

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Narwhal10 in reply to MadBunny

Great to hear from you. Yes, I am sure you are fed up with COVID and not seeing friends for a year. You take good care and I’ll pop in and out. Keep Baz in line. Xxx

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MadBunny in reply to Narwhal10

I will. I've learned how to handle him now. Not always easy but it takes a certain amount of skill and patience 😁🐰xx

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Cheeky minx !! Skill you may have, but patience!! Come on Maria 🀣🀣😘xx

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Well yes as far as handling you is concerned I admit I don't have a lot of patience 🀣😘😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

🀣🀣😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Narwhal10

Noo!! She's back, I can only think that this song is from you to me 😁

youtu.be/tr0FZ0cRf3U

😘Xx

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Sounds very much like you darling. Well you haunt me in my sleep 😳😘😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

The pilkers song!!!!!🀣🀣🀣🀣😘😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Yes! 🀣🀣🀣😘😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

I'm going to use it every time I catch you pilkers picking on me !!!πŸ€—β€οΈ

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

But what about when you sneak up on us.? Talking of nights you know Marnie and me look under our beds every night just in case you're lurking. And we have armed ourselves with a Pilker poker just in case a short sharp prod is needed πŸ€—πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

🀣🀣 if only that was true ,πŸ€£β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

🀣🀣🀣It reminds me of the Monty Python sketch ' Spot the brain cell' and the prizes on offer. I suggest you look it up if you can't remember itπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Have sent a link of it to you 🀣😘😘

Bloomin' Awful Jokes Bazzak, but I Love the Plate Illusion... in fact I've copied it.

A man is going the Down a Completely Unlit Road, in a Jet Black Car, he comes to a 'Hair Pin' bend, on which there is another Dark Coloured Car, coming directly towards him. Miraculously there is no accident and both Drivers, go upon their way, completely unharmed. How Come?

A man is going the Wrong Way, down a 'One way' street, and, about half way, meets a Policeman.... who simply exchanges 'Pleasantries' and lets him 'go'.... why?

You are going into a totally Dark room, you have a Tilly Lamp, matches, A Candle, a Hurricane Lamp and some Cardboard. What do you 'light' first?

If you have one 'Green Ball' in each hand, what have you got? If you want the Answer PM me!

AndrewT

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to AndrewT

1/ it was daytime ?

2/ they were both walking

3/ the room light switch ( not too sure).

4/ Kermit's attention 😁 ( I think I will get away with that 😁)

Hope you are well and have a good dayπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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AndrewT in reply to Bazzak

Well Done, my friend, although Number 3 is the MATCH!

Hope you are well, I'm having a 'Take Away' Roast Beef Sunday Lunch today- with my Mother. Take care Barry

AndrewT

I really love the jokes, they all made me chuckle 🀭 I must be stupid though as I can’t get the bowls puzzle. Help is needed but I’m not sure of what kind of help!!! πŸ€ͺ😝

Groannnnn πŸ˜‚. I love your photo. They would make great paint pallettes

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