I had a neck brace fitted many years ago and since then, I’ve never looked back.
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I've just started reading a book about Fort Knox...
but I'm finding it really hard to get into!!
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. I was stopped by the police last night and was asked if I had a police record?
I said: "Yes, Walking on the Moon from 1979". .
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Just paid £25 for a 3 mile taxi ride to the launderette.
I feel like i've been taken to the cleaners. .
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The bloke in our local chippy says the best way to cook fish is to give it a good slap first.
Sounds like codswallop to me? ..
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
Stationery. .
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For sum reeson, i've never yet wun a gaim of skrabel...
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The word "Diputseromneve" may look ridiculous, but backwards it's even more stupid.
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.Nurse: "Have you experienced a sudden loss of taste?"
Me: "No I've always dressed this way".
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I've just found out my friend really is a ghost.
To be honest, I had my suspicions from the moment she walked through the door
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.Wife: "You hate my relatives!"
Husband: "No, I don’t!, in fact, I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine." ..
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I googled "missing medieval servant".
It came back "page not found'.
Hahahahahaha! Very good Barry! That picture is indeed very strange! I now can't see them upside down!! How are you? xx
I'm fine Laurie, long time since we have spoken, hope you and family are all well.
Are you still off work or back now, please keep safe 😘xx
Good, I'm glad you are well
. I am fine, shielding at the moment, but no, not been back to work at all, keeping safe at home! My family are all ok, apart from my dear old dad who had a few serious seizures a couple of weeks ago. he is ok, just annoyed about not being allowed to drive again ( he had a seizure before a couple of years ago). As an ex helicopter test pilot, not being able to drive a simple thing like a car doesn't sit well with him, but I am very pleased!! Your family well? xx
I can understand your dad's frustration, but probably for the best.
Yes family all well, haven't seen my Frank for months now 🙄, but he's back at school soon and I will taking him😁 you keep safe at home 😘xx
Ahhhhhh! The handsome little fella! Glad to hear all is well
Madame Skye is still very cheeky, yesterday we were laughing at what kind of noise a chicken would make if it laid a square egg! xx
🤣🤣 now that's a conversation I would of loved to have heard🤣🤣
It did get very silly!!😜😜 xx
I can imagine !!🤣🤣
Yes, and re the plates the same happened to me😁xx