.I can never quite get the hang of making Womble Coffee...It’s either underground or overground.. ..
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I went down to my local supermarket and I said: “I want to make a complaint. This vinegar’s got lumps in it”. He said: “Those are pickled onions.”.
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Why doesn't James bond break wind in bed?...
It would blow his cover.
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I took a wrong turn today on my walk and ended up on Elm Street.
What a nightmare!.
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My friend writes songs about sewing machines. He’s a Singer songwriter. Or sew it seams..
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What do you call a man who tells it like it is?
Frank...
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My wife is threatening to leaving me because of my obsession with poker. But I think she’s bluffing...
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Today I learned that Albert Einstein was actually a real person, and all this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist..
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My friend Tony told me please don't say my name backwards.
I said Y not?.
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I renewed my car insurance over the phone this morning, and as I was about to hang up the woman on the other end asked if I had a pet.
I said, "Yes, i've got a dog."
She said, "Would you like to insure him too?"
I said, "No thanks, he can't drive!".
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What do you get the person who has everything?
.Antibiotics.
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What is MadBunny's favorite Queen song?
SomeBunny To Love 🐇🐇🐇🙉
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.Big Foot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch.
Yeti never complains!.
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Teacher Marnie !
Did you know that 10 + 10 and 11+11 are the same!
10 + 10 =20 11 + 11 = 22 😊.
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Maria says to Mandy.
" I found a pen is it yours?"
Mandy replies .
"I don't know give it here"
She then tries it and says
"Yes it is'.
Maria asks.
" how do you know"?.
Mandy replies.
" Its my handwriting silly".
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.And finally to the Pilker baiters :
Great minds think alike,
But so do stupid ones !!😊😊
Little 'Kid' jokes