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Ok some more bad jokes ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ˜Š

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.I can never quite get the hang of making Womble Coffee...Itโ€™s either underground or overground.. ..

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I went down to my local supermarket and I said: โ€œI want to make a complaint. This vinegarโ€™s got lumps in itโ€. He said: โ€œThose are pickled onions.โ€.

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Why doesn't James bond break wind in bed?...

It would blow his cover.

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I took a wrong turn today on my walk and ended up on Elm Street.

What a nightmare!.

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My friend writes songs about sewing machines. Heโ€™s a Singer songwriter. Or sew it seams..

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What do you call a man who tells it like it is?

Frank...

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My wife is threatening to leaving me because of my obsession with poker. But I think sheโ€™s bluffing...

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Today I learned that Albert Einstein was actually a real person, and all this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist..

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My friend Tony told me please don't say my name backwards.

I said Y not?.

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I renewed my car insurance over the phone this morning, and as I was about to hang up the woman on the other end asked if I had a pet.

I said, "Yes, i've got a dog."

She said, "Would you like to insure him too?"

I said, "No thanks, he can't drive!".

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What do you get the person who has everything?

.Antibiotics.

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What is MadBunny's favorite Queen song?

SomeBunny To Love ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ™‰

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.Big Foot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch.

Yeti never complains!.

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Teacher Marnie !

Did you know that 10 + 10 and 11+11 are the same!

10 + 10 =20 11 + 11 = 22 ๐Ÿ˜Š.

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Maria says to Mandy.

" I found a pen is it yours?"

Mandy replies .

"I don't know give it here"

She then tries it and says

"Yes it is'.

Maria asks.

" how do you know"?.

Mandy replies.

" Its my handwriting silly".

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.And finally to the Pilker baiters :

Great minds think alike,

But so do stupid ones !!๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

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๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜. Always a good laugh! !!!! ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜ท

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๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜I'm speechless must write it down with my new pen๐Ÿ˜you've excelled yourself today for sure thanks as always for the big smiles you bring to me and so many ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜ปxxx

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hidden

You are being nice Mandy!, have you been on the cider ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

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No lol must have still been in me tho and clouding my brain from the night before lol ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜xx

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focused1Reading Rabbits in reply to Bazzak

Poor Mandy !

Gud one...... Bring em coming!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

You will regret the one to the Pilker baiters๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Nah, you are all pussy's now, or is that doggies , all bark and no bite!!!๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Pathetic

Very good! 'My' joke was especially good, as it included maths and English! Did you know that two out of three people don't know why the other one is following them around?!

๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸŒธ

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃxx

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Oldham65 in reply to Marnie22

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚xx

Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally sat on the mincing machine? He got a little behind in his orders .

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

I was thinking of having rabbit stew for dinner tomorrow, is it cheaper to go to the pet shop or the butchers ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜˜

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

You are going to get in (more) trouble! ๐Ÿคซ๐ŸŒธ

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

You will regret saying that

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

So will the rabbit ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜˜

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

You are so not funny๐Ÿคฌ

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

I'm not putting up with this any longer. I'm off to bed !

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I'll have the fur need a new coat ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ

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MadBunny in reply to Hidden

Don't encourage him

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Check pic below you did well there love no wonder you couldn't discuss his hidden talents ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜are you ok glad your teeth are sharp nice clean cut for the snowman thanks so much

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Looks like she's doing the honours well done bunny glad your teeth were strong clean cut..poor Baz๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜

OMG
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Have you been dying your hair green LOL I can't cope I'm laughing too much at my own jokes think I've gone too COVId crazy lol see pic below ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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Marnie22 in reply to MadBunny

Good one! ๐Ÿ˜†๐ŸŒธ

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Adlon57 in reply to Marnie22

Those lot 'rabbiting' on as usual, what 'fur'?๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฅด

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Marnie22 in reply to Adlon57

๐Ÿ˜Š๐ŸŒธ

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What's the difference between male snowmen and female snowmen ???๐Ÿ˜

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hidden

Snowballs ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Ref to something missing on snowman photo of you it's ok I just seen it with magnifying glass ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Trust you ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜˜

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

You love me really ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜˜

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Girls- a pilk๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ'How do I live thee? Let me count the ways .'

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Something's missing can you help we have named him bazzak ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿค”
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MadBunny in reply to Hidden

A scarf!!!

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Hidden in reply to MadBunny

Guess again๐Ÿ˜just watching Corrie will pop later xx

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MadBunny in reply to Hidden

I'll prob not be cos my wi fi s down

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hidden

A courgette!!๐Ÿ˜

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

A marrow! ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒธ

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He's just obsessed with courgettes now ๐Ÿ˜

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

๐Ÿ˜

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Lol click to enlarge

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hidden

Who's the daddy??๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Bazzak

Hue Cumber ??๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™‚

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๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜I've just put channel 5o on to see what it's like lol no sex please were British, Ronnie Corbett not much else on

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You think.yourself so clever but you sent it to yourself good job as only you laugh at your jokes ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜Lynne's online I'll tell her to peepo ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Marnie22 in reply to Hidden

Aw! How sweet! โ˜บ๐ŸŒธ

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He needs a new dye check carrot picture it's too green lol

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Marnie22 in reply to Hidden

๐Ÿ˜†๐ŸŒธ

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Check bunny nibbling green courgette pic think I best go I'm getting hungry lol xx

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Peepo ready n waiting for your search party luv baz

Lol
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Marnie22 in reply to Hidden

๐Ÿ˜†๐ŸŒธ

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Hidden in reply to Marnie22

Thought you'd like it couldn't resist night night xx

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Oldham65 in reply to Hidden

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚xxxx

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Your more obsessed now with courgettes than pixie pants you need to design something that would accomadate a courgette like shopping bag of course I didn't mean anything else as if I ever would ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค”

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MadBunny in reply to Hidden

No you're the one obsessed with courgettes

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You would be if they were grey ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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See my reply to Marnie just above

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Sorry you should take that back your obsessed bunny

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Maby these will go on snowman ๐Ÿ˜click to see

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BTCCET in reply to Hidden

His hat? โ›„xx

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S11m in reply to Hidden

Many snow people have carrot noses?

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Brilliant. xx

Don't go there......

Great Bazzak. Loved the pickled onion joke. I can't stop laughing ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Š

Back to normal!๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ‘

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Glad made you laugh ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜XXX๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›

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Oldham65 in reply to Hidden

It certainly did make me laugh ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Thank you Lots of love and hugs Lynne xxxx โค๏ธ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿค—๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒน

Well, what can I say? Brilliant as per usual Barry ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

Love these! The Womble one takes me back years. That was one great song

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Some good ones there

ยฟStroke? I think he (we) need a hug!

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Pixie had big hug this morning I missed him last night and he missed me he purred gently in my ear lol ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ™€hope you have a good day I'm just getting ready the off in sun take care xx

bad jokes are a key survival tool in lockdown! thank you ๐ŸŒธ

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Aldebaran25

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Theyre brilliant where did you get those from

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Sara_2611

๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜˜

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Sara_2611 in reply to Bazzak

theyre so funny

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Sara_2611

Thankyou ๐Ÿ˜˜

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Sara_2611 in reply to Bazzak

youre welcome

These are great. Thanks.

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