Just to Raise A Smile.....
Two Cows, standing in a field, one Exclaims 'MooOOO'. The other goes 'Buck, buck, buck, buck'. "What the Heck are you 'Doing'?" says the first "I'm learning a 'Second Language'" replies the other😊.
Two Fleas, walking along, one turns to the other and says "Shall we Walk, or 'take' the Dog?"😄
A chicken, and a frog, walk into a library. The Chicken, walk around, squawking "Book, Book, Book, Book"... Whilst the Frog, follows up "Read It, Read It, Read It...."😃
What's worse than finding a Maggot, in an apple? Some might say 'finding Two maggots'🤢 but that is Wrong.. It's 'Finding HALF a Maggot'🤮 (I Love 'This One').
Two snakes going along, one says "Are we Poisonous" "I haven't a clue" replies the second "why do you ask?" "I've just 'Bitten My Lip'".....😁
Two Seagulls, flying along the Sea Shore, One turns to the other and says "Crowded Today, isn't it" "Yes" replies the other "takes all the 'fun' out of it"😋
Two fish swimming along when, they suddenly hit a Brick Wall. One, of them, exclaims "Oh Dam"🙄
Over to YOU now people.... (No 'Getting Catty')
AndrewT
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