Rah rah rah!

Following cece's post , I just have to tell you how me and rubbing wincing are getting on.

We arranged with Sir Bruce , Forsyth of course , to meet in the foyer of the Olympic Gymnasium in Central London today. Rubbing wanted the Ritz Ballroom but itv said it was too expensive, but the stadium was fabulous darlings. I saw this beautifully turned out young man come into the hall, well I think he is a man, he wears trousers but I swear my darlings he wears makeup, eyeliner and mascara and I am so jealous of his manicure. Darlink he said, darlink I said back as we air kissed.

Now Brucie , I know he said drop the sir! Asked us what dance we had to perform. The rah rah rah we said joyfully. Well this didn't go down well with Brucie, he likes a tango, just like rubbings colour I thought!

So Rubbing did as his name suggested and started rubbing me in places I didn't know dancers had to touch ooh my! But he seemed to manage to 123 me in a quick dance routine to the sound of tea for two as suggested by sir sorry Bruce.

I wanted sex on fire but apparently it's not the right beat.

Tomorrow Rubbing and I are going to get some Clark's rocker shoes and get some superglue to stick them on. Well promising day for Rubbing and me, don't know where he went , think he went out into London for the night, noticed Rubbing and Bruce both had eyeliner on though.

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  • Hoo-RAH DAH-ling, this is superlative! I hope to hear a lot more. (From Achy Craig) xx

  • Will try darlink but rehearsals are quite thorough exhaustabubbles !

  • If you look at www.strictly/make-up depttips.co.uk you can give Rubbing and Brucie a run for their money with your expert application of turquoise or plum [very THIS season sweetie] eyeliner.

    Rocker soles are a must if you want to glide - Simponi has promised to stick my soles to his so that we can lose the crutches for the evening`;-)

    Cece x

  • My makeup of course will be spectacular darlink, I am getting real false eyelashes stuck on now, oops one is stuck to my eyepad xx

  • Broono Toenailoily Issa ere back from Budapest eyeing up the Magyar talent. Saw a Cossack standing on the backs of two horses and riding full speed. I hope our dancers legs will stretch this far apart!!

  • Wow I am so glad u had your wonderfully exotic trip darlink and hope we can expect some strong man dancing from you.

  • I'm lost.....

  • Ha ha hah ha ha. We are just being silly ! We are supposed to talk about other rehearsals for our imaginary strictly come dancing darling.! Ronnie did a blog so some of us volunteered and have silly dance names and imaginary partners! And the first round is next week making up limericks about the dance !

  • I know I'm doing the limerick bit but totally lost on this rehearsal part lol

    I think I'm going to sit rehearsals out and just pop in for the limerick section.

    ;-) xx

  • Lol, course but the rehearsal bit is just pretend what the build up would be for strictly and do a funny blog , that's what I think it meant, hee hee. ;)

  • Funny blogs are good! They lift the spirits :-) So off you go darling er.... I mean 'dahlink' and have a Fab rehearsal!

    Just poke with me a pasa doble or something when it's time to come join stage ;-) xx

  • :)

  • Bruno's definitely back with his talk of legs akimbo!! Control yourself Bruno....we don't want you falling off your chair again with your demonstrations.....like last season!! LoL!!

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