OH (see day 1 post) has decided that today I am not worth speaking to, apart from his unerring need to articulate (every 30 mins) my flaws.
Today my flaws are:
Having an inexcusably offensive gap in my fringe
Talking too loudly in the garden
Sending a text message to my mum at a cost of 10p
Using 272 grams of chicken in making a curry, not 250g
(Note - this is not unusual, or something I can't handle, just I am writing it down as a quit aid idea this time round!)
Apparently the above make me an OBVIOUS abomination to the human race.....well I beg to disagree - but the anticipated Friday night curry and movie are not happening unless I....
Sort out my hair
Apologise for talking
Don't use the mobile for a month
Remove 2 pieces of chicken from the curry
This is not happening so...
The evening is lovely, the air smells sweet, the wine is cold and I will manage despite the temptation to turn to my old matey Mr B&H