Well it will be 3 weeks tomorrow since I have smoked. I have to admit I still miss the little devils :mad:But as we parted on such bad terms, this time we have split up for good. It was a loving relationship we had, or so I thought. I now know that I am the victim of an attempted murder plot. All these years I thought of him as my partner, always there when I was really down, helped me celebrate all the happy times. He was even brilliant at soothing the pain away when I had toothache. In fact he appeared to be a great all rounder.
Then 3 weeks ago, the penny dropped. I had been feeling low for a while and he wouldn't help me any more, he was distant as in he never made me feel good anymore. He was the reason I was feeling this way, he had been trying to kill me for years. How could he do this to me, he was my trusted friend, my soulmate, we did everything together. So we have parted, for good.
I still think about all the good times , then I think was he plotting to kill me even then. I can never go back to him, he is a serial killer, it would be suicide if I ever went near him again.
I am writing this to warn you all about him, he is smooth, very smooth indeed. He will pretend to be your friend but he is not, he is plotting to kill you too.
His name is cigarette, aka cigar and other aliases. He is white, bald, about 3 inches long. Do not approach this individual, avoid him at all costs, he is extremely dangerous.
STAY AWAY FROM HIM
P.s. if this was a real person, you would run for the hills on sight. Then why do we allow the cigarette to stay in our lives knowing what he is capable of:eek: