Day 20

Well it will be 3 weeks tomorrow since I have smoked. I have to admit I still miss the little devils :mad:But as we parted on such bad terms, this time we have split up for good. It was a loving relationship we had, or so I thought. I now know that I am the victim of an attempted murder plot. All these years I thought of him as my partner, always there when I was really down, helped me celebrate all the happy times. He was even brilliant at soothing the pain away when I had toothache. In fact he appeared to be a great all rounder.

Then 3 weeks ago, the penny dropped. I had been feeling low for a while and he wouldn't help me any more, he was distant as in he never made me feel good anymore. He was the reason I was feeling this way, he had been trying to kill me for years. How could he do this to me, he was my trusted friend, my soulmate, we did everything together. So we have parted, for good.

I still think about all the good times , then I think was he plotting to kill me even then. I can never go back to him, he is a serial killer, it would be suicide if I ever went near him again.

I am writing this to warn you all about him, he is smooth, very smooth indeed. He will pretend to be your friend but he is not, he is plotting to kill you too.

His name is cigarette, aka cigar and other aliases. He is white, bald, about 3 inches long. Do not approach this individual, avoid him at all costs, he is extremely dangerous.

STAY AWAY FROM HIM

P.s. if this was a real person, you would run for the hills on sight. Then why do we allow the cigarette to stay in our lives knowing what he is capable of:eek:

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  • Love hate relationship

    Break ups can be painful, but enough is enough

  • Ha ha true, but I have been a smoker for many years. It feels like I have lost my right arm :eek:

  • as with any long term breakups your going to get constant reminders when you do things but it will get easier and before you know it you will go hours without thinking about your friend then a whole day will pass :eek: scary i know

    i always thought i couldnt handle certain situations where i would automatically want to smoke the fav one was whenever i was going to make a phone call i would roll one up before dialling i did use my puffer thing for abit but as someone mentioned its the hand to mouth thing i had to crack so i started doodling but after a while that even went by the wayside

    oh and going out i would constantly wander around the house thinking i had missed something before it dawned on me :o

    as i had a ritual every time roll afew put them in my tin then make sure i had purse phone tin and lighter in my bag before i left the house

    onwards and upwards is the way to go :)

  • He is white, bald, about 3 inches long. Do not approach this individual, avoid him at all costs, he is extremely dangerous.

    Great post Shojam, just one thing...

    How did you get hold of my description? :p :D

  • I almost think of it like some form of Stockholm Syndrome

  • Great post Shojam, just one thing...

    How did you get hold of my description? :p :D

    Capitan, bald, maybe! White, yes! 3 inches???too much info :D

  • Er yes I was wondering the same thing but didn't want to say! LOL! Well for someone who's two inches...three inches is huge ahem!

  • Hahahahahahahaha! - LADIES! :eek:

    That's what smoking does to you I guess :p

    I used to be much wider :D

  • Ha ha think we should leave it there or this thread could end up X rated :eek:

  • That's hilarious :D :D

    He get's around doesn't he, I dumped him 3 days ago!!

  • yeah and I dumped him 4 days ago lol :D

  • yeah and I dumped him 4 days ago lol :D

    Me too. He's everywhere! He's everywhere!

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