So this morning, I had to run for the train, and forgot to stamp my ticket in the machine before I got on.
Just my luck then that a train guard was checking tickets in the very carraige that I got into.
So for the first time ever, I got on a train without a ticket, and of course, got caught straight away.
And of course, it was the nazi type of conductor, who took great pleasure in writing me a 80 quid fine out and refused to accept any excuse, even though I had a valid ticket.
Normally (and the thought even crossed my mind this morning), this would be solved by buying a packet of fags while plotting how best to stab the git in the eye..
But now, the fitter, and still considerably bitter me decided. My weekly train ticket costs 25 quid.
Therefore, for the next 4 weeks I will either run or bike the 12 km to and from work, just so that the train company doesn't make ANY profit out of me!! and they will NOT MAKE ME SMOKE EITHER!!! (you might guess I'm still pretty seething at these bunch of swines at the moment!!)