My new found friend Shellywinters has given me a good idea.
I am starting a new thread so that everyone has a place to go for a laugh when you need it. If you have a joke please feel free to add it and if you don't have any jokes please feel free to search the internet until you find one so you can it.
I will start with one that I found earlier today. It may not be all that funny but it fits the subject we are here for - Smoking
In a School science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol --- dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.
The third worm in sperm --- dead.
The fourth worm in soil --- alive.
So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment."
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."