I feel like I am being forced to quit!!!

Hi Everyone,

Well my hospital experience is over, my wife is back home and my baby girl is still waiting to plop out... But both my wife and little girl are all okay with no problems... So back on track for a 7th December ish birth...

I noticed that everyone has jumped on the quit wagon yesterday, and I smoked myself stupid so after a comfortable 8 day quit for me I am going again from 12 noon today (I worked well last time). And considering the amount I smoked, I have decided to start at Day 1 again.

So its Poppyfairy and Whiteboy's fault I am quitting again... Peer presure and all that... :D

So in 23 minutes it'll be Day 1 again... Grumble complain...

And will taking on the domestic chores yesterday I noticed a design flaw with the Dyson vacuum cleaners... After 30 minutes of trying to work out how to empty it, the collection canister came free and with a single flick of my finger the bottom opened and the contents plopped out all over my feet. Why would any one design such a feature, even the local authorities put the wheelie bin lids on the top... Honestly I think I am going to have to run for Prime Minister so I can sort out all these problems...

I'll do that after writing my autobiography... :rolleyes:

Anyway, good luck to all, and onward and upward...

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  • LOL, Mr Dyson, isnt what he is cracked up to be then?!

    Well done for giving it another go, so glad your family are ok.

    Good luck!!!!!

  • Hi Everyone,

    Well my hospital experience is over, my wife is back home and my baby girl is still waiting to plop out... But both my wife and little girl are all okay with no problems... So back on track for a 7th December ish birth...

    I noticed that everyone has jumped on the quit wagon yesterday, and I smoked myself stupid so after a comfortable 8 day quit for me I am going again from 12 noon today (I worked well last time). And considering the amount I smoked, I have decided to start at Day 1 again.

    So its Poppyfairy and Whiteboy's fault I am quitting again... Peer presure and all that... :D

    So in 23 minutes it'll be Day 1 again... Grumble complain...

    And will taking on the domestic chores yesterday I noticed a design flaw with the Dyson vacuum cleaners... After 30 minutes of trying to work out how to empty it, the collection canister came free and with a single flick of my finger the bottom opened and the contents plopped out all over my feet. Why would any one design such a feature, even the local authorities put the wheelie bin lids on the top... Honestly I think I am going to have to run for Prime Minister so I can sort out all these problems...

    I'll do that after writing my autobiography... :rolleyes:

    Anyway, good luck to all, and onward and upward...

    Oh Gav you realy gave me the best laugh ive had in ages, keep up the banter its brill. glad all going well with baby.

  • Hi there and welcome home! I am happy to hear that wifey and baby are well :D Back on track - good for you! You can do it this time :)

  • Hey Gav

    Wecome back- us ex military types NEVER give in! Good luck matey!:D

  • *Phew*

    Sooooooooo glad to hear all is well with you, mother and child x x :D

    You could always try reading the destructions what come with the appliances :D hehe

    Nice to see you brushing yourself down, obviously better at it than Mr Dyson :rolleyes:

    ~Buffy x x

  • You're right

    Hey Gav glad to hear all's well. You're right, there is a design flaw with the Dyson.......it doesn't necessarily come with a woman to work it...........

    (I know I'm gonna get a kicking for that - but I don't care !! Hoovering is definately something that the Shark takes care of in our house.....)

    And Kazza, I didn't know you were ex military.........................what were you in etc ? You're right, us ex-military types NEVER give in !!

    :)

  • Max

    I was in the Royal Air Force.:)

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