Ok, so I was waiting to escape from Day 2 and have made it into Day 3
*roaring applause from the arena; takes a bow "Thank you, thank you. For my next astonishing trick I shall perform the triple overhead smoke-free Day 3 dedicated to all those who have gone before me. Thank you.*
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*still performing the complex trick at 4.20pm, seems like this could last, oh.. 24 hours? Managing to keep balance, against the odds on the tenuously thin tightrope. Looking at the other performers and gaining strength from them - God they're clever some of them. Brilliant.*
heh heh, this little leotard is just so comfortable. I can't believe that you down there are taking advantage of my position. Close your eyes in the cheap seats. :eek: :eek:
*he continues regardless, tiptoing carefully yet determinedly from the Day 3 side to the Day 4 side. He now has a glass of rather fine Chianti which is in itself something of a test since it has an unbalancing effect.. yet he continues undeterred. The crowd is impressed but he knows that his strength comes from them not the other way around.*
WELL.. never in all my performing life have I been so insulted... and right at the end of my amazing trick too; I almost spilled my Chianti. Is there no cultural sensitivity here at all? The ice cream van indeed... I shall write a letter to the Circus Times.
And now *twisting on his heel and swirling his magnificent, crimplene-lined cape* I am off to Day 4 - so there. *with that he strode purposefully away leaving not even a hint of smoke in his wake*
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