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A man walked up to the chilled counter in the supermarket.

"Er pardon. du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"

the shop assistant said "Sorry?"

" du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"

shop assistant says in a loud voice

" I don't speak French. I'll get the supervisor"

the supervisor smiles and asks "Can I help?"

"Pardon. du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"

"Oh right" she says,

"You want the Cheeses of Nazareth!"

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reggie

funny cheered me up that did you post pill video cos that was brill

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hamble99b in reply to reggie

thankyou reggie, no I haven't seen it.

Thats a terrible joke! Wonder why I laughed so much :)

Bev x

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