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I have sent my personal shopper out and about to look for some shoes which will be comfortable and suitable for all cabinet members. Here is a photograph of said shoes

Tradascanthia -Plinkbasket

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They are suede, studded for funkiness and have very thick soles which can raise one's height above the proletariat.

Are those studs at the back.... They don't come with sharp studs on the front do they ... For kicking down the people who have kicked us while we were down ???? ......

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Alas, only at the back but I believe one may purchase stick on studs at local cobblers shops.

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You are so clever! these will look wonderful with my khaki ball-gown!

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They're Brothel Creepers!!! Which is probably apt given some previous parliamentary members faux pas

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Snigger :D

Ohh cobblers what a great idea .... Sends foggy out to buy thousands......... :D

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Same thing Lima6MCT but much cheaper in Primark. As a government should we not be putting in place cost cutting? o? Put them on expenses, , well VG what do you think?

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Primark it is.... Then we can afford the sharpened studs on the front and the comfy insoles :)

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Fibrofoggiest

How is a Home Secretary meant to be in two places at the same time? Hehehe

Goes off to purchase Chimney Shoes..........in bulk........think they are a favoured brand?

Cobblers foggy cobblers .. Purchasing sharp studs.....

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ladymoth

Where do you get Chimney shoes - does Santa bring them? :)

No sooty and sweep

:)

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jillylin

I am getting the cane version, for use against a certain neurologist.

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Fibrofoggiest

I would not be seen dead wearing the above ;-) I wear only Jimmy Choos, .........Whatever did that Home Secretary think she was saying?...................

Foggy x

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Boromoor

Maybe we should all post a pair of our old shoes to that pompous cretin IDS and suggest he tries walking a mile in them.

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Ginsing

No winkle pickers then?

Mmmmm winkles :)

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ladymoth

I had a pair of Pinkle Wickers in my teens - no wonder my tootsies are such a mess! :(

Pointy sharp toes are a dangerous weapon :)

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mistymeana

Personally, I'd favour concrete boots for the lots of them :D - evil grin x

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DOH!!!! Just read the original post re cabinet vacancies. Obvs above boots are for people fibro buddies are replacing and not fibromites. Although if the laughing at my expense continues (you know who you are!!!!!!) I might have to reconsider and get someone to develop padded wide-fit concrete x

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pinot

Ty all for making me laugh.soooo hilarious xx watch ouy atos will say you can work cos you can laugh eh!! Why not go the whole hog and give them to atos as well ..free of course.just so they can torture us all some more.lol.xx

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