Good morning all.
Today we meet at No.10 ½ Drowning Street, which is the seat of Government in our parallel universe, not far from the shopping heaven of FibroKnightsbridge.
Please join us in ruling and dominating Fibro World where there are several well-paid cabinet positions up for grabs.
Naturally I shall be Prime Ministress, which means that I get to sit around all day and be VERY bossy, VG is my Rt. Hon. Chancellor of the Exchequer, who is in charge of all the cash, so just watch that she doesn’t run out of the back door with the tea money!
We still await the decision of Foggie, who has been offered the post of Home Secretary. If she graciously accepts, she will have responsibility for all soft furnishings, menu planning, and putting logs on the fire – with numerous assistants of course.
Other cabinet posts available to willing applicants are:
Ministry for Silly Walks (apologies to John Cleese)
Ministry of Make up and Hair Styles
Ministry of Transport (responsible for imposing strict speed limits on mobility scooters)
Ministry of comfortable shoes.
Ministry for ice cream and chocolate flakes
Ministry of Corsets and Big Knickers
So choose your cabinet position everyone – or make one up if you don’t see one you fancy, and remember that Ministerial expenses are unlimited so please indulge yourselves!
NB. This is purely for fun, and no real politics are involved. Any references to Parliamentarians living or recently deceased will attract a VERY STRICT LOOK!