Borrowing blatantly from a certain spy film ... What would your spy name be and what spy gadget would you love to have or have you an invention ticking away in your brain......
I am Octo.. Octofishy... And my simple gadget would be little suckers all over my fins and tail so I could scale tall buildings and listen in to all those top secret plans being made.. I have roped in my snake to join me should any top secret mission suddenly crop up..
Good morning Octfishy and to your sssecret sssleuth the ssssnake. It all sounds a bit slimy to me!
May I join your Spy school? I shall be Cruella de Moff - 'cos I like fur coats. I can hide under my fur coat by the hatstand, and no one will know that I'm listenin' in!
I can also chew holes in the vests and socks of the enemy, so that they can't go out on cold days! Mwah ha haa!
Welcome to the top secret agent ring.. Your skills are an invaluable asset, just remember not to chew holes in your fellow agents clothes,
Yours giving Cruella the secret fin shake so we know who the enemy are
I am catgran I look all sweet cuddly and harmless but beware I have thumbs
Which one is San???? Will the real Budgie Galore please stand up, please stand up .. Stops singing and Starts poking the fake budgies to find one that squirms.
aha! they are all cleverly crafted to react normally, they even peck and tweet.
[I'm hiding in a rock]
Lol love it I can just imagine you sitting on someone's lap purring undercover while reading all their too secret plans , turning over the pages with your furry thumbs
I is a purrty clever cat gives herself a thumbs up
I think all the spies and secret agents are waiting until it gets dark before they come out! Nevermind - I shall nip off and do my secret agent housework - reading the secret messages left by the milkman, and checking under the bed for cryptic words in the dust! There seems to be something of a backlog in that area - tries to remember where the vacuum cleaner is kept.
Thinks of being a spider but frightens herself so much she skulks off to decide on another cunning plan whilst hiding in the safety of her foggieness
The trouble with spiders is maladjusted one our lovely members tends to get them mixed up with false eyelashes and has been seen about the forum on one occasion wearing a pair of dead spiders ... please foggiest for your own safety please find a larger disguise
I don't like spiders in my hoover! It slows it down when I'm flying - well, broomsticks are SO lat year, you know! False eyelashes I can cope with - will keep them so that Maladjusetd can stick them on her peepers!
Doesn't do larger so will have to remain an all enveloping fog that can appear at random wherever and whenever, such a cunning disguise will fool even the most clever of clever
Absolutely , completely, as I don't know where your secret hideout is, I will give a Very convincing foggily ramblingly inept story, by the time I've finished the covert mission those trying to extract info on you all will wish hey had never started ??
Ps. Due to deep fogginess I don't really know who/what our opponents are like, maybe someone could come up with an answer hehe
They change every day thay are masters of disguise ... In our bletchley. Circle code cracking mission the enemy turned up disguised as trees... They were the little Trumpington freedom fighters that day but they weren't very good at disguise, one of them sat on a bench smoking ..
Ps I don't know where our secret hideout is either
Well Octofishy, that really does sound like a plan but this involves thinking and I am short on working brain cells of late. I think I would be be Ozzmosis, my version of Osmosis. That would mean I could pass through semipermeable membranes and hopefully skin too. So I could seep into the bodies of all those up there in power. I would give them all a taste of what FMS is REALLY like and see how long they last, see if they can manage a full weeks work in that much pain. Not long I bet xxxxx
So this should be easy .... Mission 1... Includes a fish, a snake in a coat and hat, a moth in a fur coat, a cat with thumbs a gross of budgies ,a rock, some fog and the process of ozzmosis, how can it possibly fail.. We are such an unconspicuous group
For the first time in her life the F.....iest has been of any use to anyone, yay..... will explore all the shapes and sizes of fog she can come up with to make sure you are all safely concealed
Just the usual assortment of normal people that you would find on the Clapham Omnibus!
Maybe the fish should have some sort of disguise, tho - like a Panto-Horse outfit or something? You can't be too careful when you're on undercover dooties!
27 days to the big weigh in lol. I need to get rid of the weight now so I can infiltrate unseen. With this blubber I would stand out as much as a whale in a shoal of pilchards xxxxx
Gets off Sandra, adjusts wig and hops aboard the ozznibus.... Right .. Now where are we going???
Oh thank you kind Sandra, will always try to oblige and am nothing if not the most THICK thing known to man. Haha. ??
Anyone driven in London traffic ... My fins don't reach the wheel.........
Sandra's only 3inches tall , foggy and ozzmosis have no sustenance moffy seems to have flown ahead on a vaccum in a fur coat so looks like catgran with thumbs will have to drive us there....
Ummmm - where are we going? Am lost at 2000 ft with dodgy vacuum cleaner.
Just land on top off the ozznibus .... We are somewhere in London being driven by a cat with opposable thumbs, and my paper roses in my hair have gone soggy with the wet weed, so if you could set your vacuum on blow when you land and dry me out a bit...
Yours peering up at the sky anxiously.. Please hurry the sat nav is telling us to turn into the Thames.
Well that looks like its blow and suck is well and truly mangled... Tosses her soggy wig and paper roses in disbelief and drags moffy in through the emergency exit.
Hey, are you going to leave me foggying around for the night left here on my own, drips damp drips as only the THICKEST fog can , but in this occasion left dispensing pea soup will have to fall to me as you have all waltzed off through an emergency exits, leaving a trail of wigs, and paper roses which quickly have to be hidden in the pea soup so no one can trace your trail
you can do your super hero reforming into an innocent citizen simply biding your time then nip through the door and catch us up, but be ready, you need to fog-up to get us safely away, we are relying on you!
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