I just felt something slither across my foot - I looked down and it was VG's snake! How on earth did he manage to get onto the forum?
I have put him in the fridge - well, snakes are cold-blooded, aren't they? - and he has eaten a block of cheddar and two raspberry yogurts. He's now gone to sleep curled up in the salad bowl, so please can you send a Roman soldier to pick him up and take him home?
He's rather cute, shall miss him when he's gone!