Is this VG

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I know I told VG to try lap dancing, as I thought she might find it easier than pole dancing. However I didn't expect her to rush out and get herself a job at the local lap dancing club

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I cannot tell a lie ....... It's Gins..... I know for certain its not me, because that lap dancer is Definately not wearing a bra and her nipples are not tucked into her tights. Mine are always safely tucked into my waistband, I am embarrassed to say.

VG x

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Well, you did state you don't wear a bra, there is no waistband in fishnet stocking, and I think the wicked grin gives you away - blaming poor Gins indeed

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Thinks quickly,,,, aha I have it... I lent my blonde wig to PP ( admin ) there is even a picture of her VERY recently wearing it. On here ......so that must be PP

Grins smugly

VG x

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Come clean VG, I am sure it is you. I have hear of telling porkies, but blaming a pig now? You will be blaming me next and I know my boobs aren't that big (or that perky!)

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Of course if you read my blog don't eat the Battenburg moffy went off to Transylvania to have her look modified... She obviously got the breast implants as well... It's Moffy

Yours rapidly running out of excuses

VG xx

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No, the last pic I saw of Moffy the whole of her wasn't as big as that boob. I shall await posts from Gins, PP and Moffy to deny or (unlikely) confirm they have sought jobs at that lap dancing club. Whilst awaiting said posts you can spend the time dreaming up more excuses, with your imagination that shouldn't be too difficult

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Ok ok I really didn't want to have to reveal the truth but... You leave me no choice... I took that picture of you on our last drunken night out.. I don't expect you to remember it you drank a whole bottle of cooking sherry and then careered out of the house .. I tried to keep up but by the time i got to you , that was the situation so to help.. I took the photo.... Not sure how taking the photo helped but ...

Yours really scraping the barrel now

VG x

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See? I said that sooner or later you would be blaming me

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Ok ok ....if its not Sandra99b then It's not what seems... Somebody good with computers states hard at M , took a photo of me sitting down clothed and then photoshopped the rest around me and added my head with a wig to someone else's body, and don't deny you aren't good with computers....

Your desperately VG x

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can't deny it - but only what goes inside them. I am rubbish with photo shop.

I think you rented a lapdancing DVD then went to get yourself a job at that posh lapdancing club in town and quoted the Disability Act at them when they refused to employ you. After being forced to employ you, the boss had to defend you as he was afraid you might give him the same treatment