humour for those worried about how to catch VG's whales.

[hamble99b]

I had the solution, too late now, but if it ever happens again here's what you do -

you need

a pair of binoculars,

a pair of tweezers,

a glass half full of water.

look through the wrong end of the binoculars so the whales will look tiny,

using the tweezers, pick the whales up 1 at a time,

put them in the glass!

chuckles!

sandra.

[Extremelygrumpy]

Chucks Sandra a bathing costume ... If you are quick you can catch up with the whales on their way to Scotland and try it out, don't forget to pack your whale catching kit in a waterproof bag.... I would lend you my inflatable dinghy but it has a puncture.....

VG x

[hamble99b in reply to Extremelygrumpy]

och no! I'll nae be doing that! if someone else did it they'd never tell the difference and catch me too! - maybe I should wear a hat?

sandra.

[apologies to any scots]

[Extremelygrumpy]

Has a vision of Sandra in one of those thick rubber bathing caps with flowers all over it ..enchanting... Ooh here have one I happen to have lying around and a tub of goose fat to keep you warm..... Umm if you can't swim we have an inflatable sofa.. So you could recline on that in your swimming cossie flowery cap and gently paddle you way up to Scotland ... It's a two seater settee so I,ll send one of the neighbours who plays the bagpipes so you will find the whales easily they love the sound of bagpipes....

VG x

[hamble99b]

goose fat! hmmmmmm..... roasties! no not going now, but please send neighbour & goose fat - does he cook too?

san x

[Extremelygrumpy]

Not sure he,s a painter and decorator by day,,,, bagpiper by night.... Lol makes him sound like some kind of superhero . But he decorated our living room and made a lovely job of it,

If you have the roasties and like bagpipes he's your man and he can do some decorating for you too

VG x

[hamble99b]

you must be psychic! really need P & D.

sandra

[Extremelygrumpy]

That's me verygrumpy the psychic pike..... Cross me fin with silver and take a seat while I gaze out of me goldfish bowl

VG xx

[Sammicat15]

catching whales is definitely harder than catching crabs.....!

..... I'll get me coat...... (cheesy grin)

[Ozzygirl64]

I am not with it today as I have absolutely no idea what this is all about lol xxxxx

[hamble99b in reply to Ozzygirl64]

vg saved the world yesterday by going back in time as in star trek IV and bringing back 2 whales! [see blog] then she didn't know what to do with them!

regards,

sandra.