I is so sexy and I forgot it

I is so sexy and I forgot it

Enuff guys enuff I am falling into an abyss of despondency and doom its time for a walk in my world

My daughter has returned Zimbabwe and I ammissing her grieving the loss of my hubby and getting upset by underpayments from esa eg

etc but enough I ahave world that I retdeat into its okaybthey know me there and loves me anyway.....

The other day my daughter asked me to download an application on my phone called whats app itallows very cheap comms world wide free for fist year or something like that.

I downloaded it and like alladins lamp there appeared a list of people that also had whats app you would think texting a message to number on alist would be easy !!!

huh not so.

I duly pressed sandy and typed a message saying look at me as u can see I am as clever as can be

A message came back you might be but I dont know who u are and I cannot make assumptions.

Indignant at her smart mouth reply I wrote in caps

WHO AM I WHO AM I

I AM APPLE OF YOUR EYE

YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME TRUE

BUT HOW CAN I BELIEVE YOU

NOW YOU VE MADE ME CRY

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN

WORDS CAN SAY

I WILL LOVE YOU MORE EVERYDAY

I then received another message from sandy saying r u sure you mean me

I decided to ignore her and had a cat nap only to be woken up by my phone ringing and having a sexy warm young voice in my ear saying I only say I love you to the sexiest women in the world which one are you

Omg my dreams are turning into reality or reality has merge with dreams but who cares

WOW AND AT MY AGE BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS RIGHT

I decided in for lamb in for sheep and said i am sexy and you know it so lets go sweetheart (after all he cant see me )

There was pregnant pause and I felt my baby shower curtains leap in my womb

The voice then said who is this I decided the guy had placed himself on my turf and I was controlling the game

Come on now sweety you called me you know who I am I said in a low seductive voice

No he said I dont know your number but you sent me a message declaring undying love for me ??????????????

No I didnt I sent that to my daughter who ARE you

Well it came to me thanks for the lift off so you could us Me for target practice and shoot me down in flames

Confused and not a little embarrased I tried to fight my way out of the drowning sludge and the sense of impending doom. You must be on my whats app its new to me

Lady is that a new phone line

No it was my sons

And he is???

No longer using this line I faltered losing the will to live

Is that jakes old number

Yes I bleated and I am his old mom

What he will tell my son is something I would rather not know

Sometimes even my world gets scary

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  • Loved this post fadedblossom! I chuckled all the way through. Oh! I hope I was meant too!! S x

  • Yep I like to create laughter itscwot I do best

  • Well i have that app but i haven't had that much fun , in fact mine doesn't work very well at all

    Oh dear sounds quite embarassing but it could have been worse if it had of been your son you were talking too

    "Old Mum " no no no not old , experienced in life

    well until it comes to technology

    It sounds as if things have changed so much in your life and adapting is a long process especially with the loss of your husband

    It is the loss of routine too isn't it coffee at 11 etc

    Do you have friends or neighbours that can pop in for a coffee or that you can pop out to ? being stuck indoors makes the day so long

    take care xx J

  • No I am not good with people am hermit seriously I am afraid to leavemy home even to put out the rubbish but do like to make people feel happy just dont trust them around me

  • you can set up skype and make free web chats,

    sandra.

  • Oh dear oh dear the stress of it all new tecky stuff to learn and omg they would see me tooo not skype please not skype

  • Don't wrong numbers make you chuckle and embarrass you and the people who sent them. I was woken in the early hours by a phone call from a drunk Scotsman saying I want you now... I said hang on ill ask my husband if you can have me ..... And he hung up.... What did I miss????

    VGx

  • Love it lol ham still chuckling thinking of his expression...

    in africa they have places and hotels with odd names my hubby phone rang in the car and he thought it was me giving him uphill the wpman said isvthat elephant hills ( ahotel in victoria falls) no said rob is hippo valley ( a town were sugar cane is grown) oh she said I am trying tobook my husband and I into elephant hills hotel robert who was convinced it wasme said your husband doesnt earn enough money to stay at elephant hills who are you really going with she was indignant and hung up much to the delight of my husband and son in law until they realised it actually had not been me poor woman lol

  • My phone had a voice mail on it today , all i could hear was someone coughing , it was my Mum i recognised her from her cough as she didn't speak. The strange thing it said unknown number even tho her number is stored in phone

    Take care xx

  • Gremlins I tell you gremlins it be

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