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Set It Free

If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours.

If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your room,

messes up your stuff,

eats your food,

uses your phone,

takes your money,

and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place,

you either married it

or gave birth to it.

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hehehe

So true

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Look for my jokes on the Jokes Galore Blog. will be putting my jokes on there in future. LibertyZ(admin) started it up today

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I got rid of my lousy, good for nothing Husband (he didn't want a cripple for a wife and treated me like Sh.t). My kids are grown up and left home... so i have no one to blame but myself for any mess, lost items, phone bill etc... lol lol

Very good whyshaw ;) I would say that my dog fits most of that criteria with the exception of the phone - he has yet to master that one!! Jane x

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Look for my jokes on the Jokes Galore Blog. will be putting my jokes on there in future. LibertyZ(admin) started it up today

Sounds like my son, who I love to bits, but when he comes home we all know about it. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Piggie hugs xxxxx

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Look for my jokes on the Jokes Galore Blog. will be putting my jokes on there in future. LibertyZ(admin) started it up today

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Or its a Bengal cat - hasn't used my phone yet but this kitty is clever so I'm sure she'll be ordering fresh salmon from Tescos before long

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Look for my jokes on the Jokes Galore Blog. will be putting my jokes on there in future. LibertyZ(admin) started it up today

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can you put a photo up of her????

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