Something not quite right here folks, I'm looking at the floor
And when I try to lift my head it drops back down once more
Now this could come in handy should I need to tie my shoes
But looking down the whole daylong is sending in the blues.
Today I had BT in, and I could say to infinity and beyond
But I could not look them in the eye and form that BT bond
He must have thought me crazy, he's dealing with a freak
I hope my bonce don't stay like this for the rest of the blinkin' week.
I wish that when I'm talkin' that I could just look up
And even when I have drink I stare into the coffee cup
Hubby thinks I've lost and that I've gone insane
If he had my neck right now he'd feel the ruddy pain.
And even here sat at the screen I have to look over my glasses
I drop my chin onto my chest and wait until the pain it passes
Then for just a minute I can be normal once again
And all the energy that I have I feel it start to drain.
I mean come on folks if it was a guy was staring at your chest
You'd say that he was being rude and you wouldn't be impressed
But for two days that's all I have done, sick of looking down
My chin it's not objecting as it snuggles into my dressing gown.
Hubby made a suggestion, could he try and massage my neck
And I think of all the things he breaks, and say can you blinkin'eck
So now I need to take a break, a little while I guess
And my dog comes up to make a fuss, he's cute ahhhh bless.
So I bend down to cuddle him while he sits upon the floor
My head it is bent so far down I'm looking at the door
It makes me feel so dizzy, the room it starts to spin
And puppy eyes they stare at me thinking awwww poor Lin.