paddys lying up in be watching babe station.
he phones the number at the bottom of the screen and the Babe says 'Hellow Sexy and what can i do for you ?'
Paddy replies ' do you see that sofa you're lying on '
'Yes' she replies.
Paddy says ' You would'nt jump over the back of it and hide'
sure sexy'. But why?'
Paddy replies ' well it's just the wife's coming up the stairs and i can't find the f*cking remote.