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Paddy Joke I cannot stop laughing so must share!! do not read if not your cup of tea

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paddys lying up in be watching babe station.

he phones the number at the bottom of the screen and the Babe says 'Hellow Sexy and what can i do for you ?'

Paddy replies ' do you see that sofa you're lying on '

'Yes' she replies.

Paddy says ' You would'nt jump over the back of it and hide'

sure sexy'. But why?'

Paddy replies ' well it's just the wife's coming up the stairs and i can't find the f*cking remote.

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irenegee

lol

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SootyB

Brilliant! :D xx

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Butterfly54

You just gave my landlord and myself a really good belly laugh.Thanks hun xxx

Hugs Butterfly54xxxx

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FionaP

Thanks.

Wish my friend had not left for the day (her husband is Irish) We share so many paddy jokes. Will try to remember this for tomorrow. Loved it :D

How are you today? Fi xx

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Ginsing

Chuckle chuckle x gins:)

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Sthandra

Chuckles . Sithy

Haha! Love it, brilliant! :P

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fairycazzie

Hi everyone,

Thanks i was so giggly when i read this and was

Prper suffering but made it worthwhile haha.

I get so many!!!!

Some not so sure to share haha xxx

Even my customers ask me to txt jokes as get bombed with lots lol

Xxxx glad you liked

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