HAVE SITTING BROODING EVEN WITHOUT EGS UNDER ME i CAN BROOD......
i received a call out of the blue from a man i have been talking to on the phone texting and .emailing for three years.we have never met paul is a naturalist.. i guessed this meant he loved the birds and bees ....little did i know.
anyway he was in wembley sorting out seating and security for diplomats at games. and was close enuff for a visit paul is aware of all my illness problems and we get on very well so i said come on over.
this gorgeous six tfoot three man not an ounze off extra weight on him (ask me I should know) with peircing blue eyes and a lovely shock of grey/white hair rang my buzzer.
he sat down and we were chatting quite fine he asked if he could take his shoes off. Me being the typical zimabawean bred idiot that i am said to him make yourself totally at home my home is your home
he said are you sure and i said yes totally at home.
he then too his shirt off and i caught the flash of a lovley well built golden chest . to be followed by the rest..... and i mean all of the rest.
i did not know where to look looking down would be well you know and looking up all the time was proving difficult. and i was embarassed that i had to find out this way what a naturalist is....he was quite comfortable in just his skin... i felt hot flushes well thats what i will call them lol. he did not try anything dont know if that was good or bad lol but for infomation of the dumb like me a naturalist is a nudist...... petal
ps we are still friends but i will be careful what i say in future.