Well here we go - this afternoon i went to have a smear done. I told her i still have my coil fitted.
She was doing the neccessary - when i thought her say 'its ok - i can see your throat'
well - i wasnt in the position to jump up in horror - so the words 'jesus christ - what did you say??' sort of slipped out ...
She said - 'its ok i can see your threads'
guess you had to be there!!