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Me again, Sorry, but when I'm on a roll! How about some funny stories on here about stuff we've done and like myself had a full blown panic attack over, but in hindsight is really actually funny ?

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For example. My son bought me a lovely mobility scooter, a few months ago. So last week, I thought I was having a good day, so went off to the shop for shopping on my scooter, parked it up. Get the shopping, put it on my scooter and drive home, get home. No shopping. :-( It had fallen off the scooter.! I didn't even notice! When I got home and it wasn't there. Full blown panic attack! My partner went up the road. And there it was. And no one had pinched it either. The daft thing about it, is that we think these things are b****y tragedys when people without fibromyalgia leave quarter of a million pound violins on a train. And We worry ! Hahaha.

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I'm forever losing my phone!! I left teabags out and out phone in cupboard!! I have tried to use the TV remote as phone and wondered why it won't work!!! I feel like I'm going more like my Dad but at least he was in his 70s and not 54!! As everyone knows I'm very accident prone!! My last escapade was at our son's. I got up for the loo, didn't switch light on , tripped over last step and 2 maidens. Our son and his girlfriend didn't hear a thing but I frightened hubby to death !! Told them the next morning to which they rolled their eyes and shook their heads, I said it's brain fog ! Ian said, no Mum, you've always been like that !! I couldn't deny this as I've been accident prone for as long as I can remember!! It's a good job I can laugh at myself! Love and hugs to you all Lynne xxxx

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I could write a book. Hidden I have done the turning of the oven on and forgetting to put the meet in more times than I wish to confess too. The milk has gone into the teapot and also the sugar I have poured the hot tea down the sink. I have bought things like pigs in blankets and stuffing for Xmas dinner and forgotten to cook them or left them in the oven and thought it was strange that the meal looked a bit bare. As you can see alot of it involves cooking which I used to be really good at.

Keys have been left in the door and I have spent hours searching for them. Phones in fridge.

Honestly I used to be a really competent person with a responsible job, ha ha.x

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Shazzzy

I have an amazing ability to sit in one place and still lose whatever i need without ever moving

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QUEENIE74

When this all started I used to sleepwalk. One story my daughter loves to tell....I bought a new sweeper for the floors and I had got up in the night and held on to my new sweeper saying "I love my new mop" 😂😂. I've also rearranged washing, finding a tshirt in the bin 🤔🤔. Taken all the pictures off the wall and neatly stacked them on a desk!!!! Lately the sleepwalking has started again but no funny stories as yet xxx

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