OUCH !!!

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Some bloke hit me over the head with a power tool. I was minding my own business when , " Bosch". !! ! [ha ha]

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Girl : Every time you smile , I feel like inviting you to my place.

Boy : [ smiling ] Why thank you....are you single ?

Girl : No , I'm a dentist.

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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo ?

A Hippo is a very large mammal and a Zippo is a little lighter !!

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Good job guy with power tool wasn't in far east or it would have been "Hitachi" that would have hurt! lool mind if lower could have been one in the "Festool" that would have been "Fein"