Some bloke hit me over the head with a power tool. I was minding my own business when , " Bosch". !! ! [ha ha]
Girl : Every time you smile , I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy : [ smiling ] Why thank you....are you single ?
Girl : No , I'm a dentist.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo ?
A Hippo is a very large mammal and a Zippo is a little lighter !!