Some bloke hit me over the head with a power tool. I was minding my own business when , " Bosch". !! ! [ha ha]
………..
Girl : Every time you smile , I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy : [ smiling ] Why thank you....are you single ?
Girl : No , I'm a dentist.
………..
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo ?
A Hippo is a very large mammal and a Zippo is a little lighter !!
Written by
fluff24
To view profiles and participate in discussions please or .
1 Reply
•
Good job guy with power tool wasn't in far east or it would have been "Hitachi" that would have hurt! lool mind if lower could have been one in the "Festool" that would have been "Fein"
Content on HealthUnlocked does not replace the relationship between you and doctors or other healthcare professionals nor the advice you receive from them.
Never delay seeking advice or dialling emergency services because of something that you have read on HealthUnlocked.
ouch
OUCH!!
Ouch
Ouch the pain
OUCH!
