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Nee Naw Nee Naw…….

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A police officer called the station on his radio .

" I have an interesting case here . A old lady has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped ."

"Have you arrested the woman ? "

" Not yet , the floor's still wet ."

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honeybug

😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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skit

chuckling..............

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dannyxox

😅😅

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rosie-2015

Another good one, keep them coming, you make me laugh 😂 and that's the best medicine you can get

Gentle hugs Rosie xx 😊 🎅

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Al10

Funny coz it's true. Didn't we all learn early nothing more sacred than a fresh mopped floor?

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trudym

😂😂😂

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Bobbassett

Thanks again for starting my day with a smile xx

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siouxiebloo

😂😂😂👍

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jools495

How wonderful, a joke on this fairly depressing site. I would like to say today that I have been feeling quite good for a little while now which I think is down to the MCT oil that I have been having.

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