A local gentleman accidentally ate a bowl of Brillo pads , which he had mistaken for Shredded Wheat.
The positive news from the hospital is that they are expecting him to scrape through.
A blond MAN shouts frantically into the phone," My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart ! "
" Is this her first child ?" asks the doctor.
"No you idiot ! " he shouts, "this is her husband !"
thought these might make you smile ; }
feeling angry and frustrated.
To the tune of \"Life on Mars\"
Spoke to the neighbours!
