just found one of my old poems from when i was toilet training my child
1-2 I need a poo!
3-4 NOT on the floor
5-6 Pick it up quick
7-8 Oh crap too late!
9-10 Oh she's done it again?!!!
11-12 DONT dig and delve?!!
13-14 Oh she needs reporting
15-16 NOT in the kitchen
17-18 Why? are you waiting?
19-20 Oh god she's done plenty!
21-22 This cannot be TRUE!
23-24 Dont wipe it on the door
25-26 I think this child's sick
27-28 Gee thanks, that's great!
29-30 Why are they sooo dirty?
sorry if its a bit on the gross side, but i am having a reminder of it all with my grandson now xx