WARNING TO ALL DOG OWNERS
Warning to all dog owners: Watch your dog.
The State Highway Patrol in conjunction with the FBI has issued a warning advising all dog owners to keep their dogs indoors until further notice. Dogs are being picked off one at a time on an almost continual basis throughout the city. They are falling in great numbers. Police in the city advise all dog owners not to walk their dogs - KEEP THEM INDOORS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
The warning is now applicable to other countries as the unsub's have expanded and are after worldwide domination.
Take care and kindest regards
PS - Please, this is a humorous article that I Picked up from somewhere a while ago and thought it would be good for the proof of world domination being attempted by the pussycats in the world.