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Warning To All Dog Owners (Humorous)

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WARNING TO ALL DOG OWNERS

Warning to all dog owners: Watch your dog.

The State Highway Patrol in conjunction with the FBI has issued a warning advising all dog owners to keep their dogs indoors until further notice. Dogs are being picked off one at a time on an almost continual basis throughout the city. They are falling in great numbers. Police in the city advise all dog owners not to walk their dogs - KEEP THEM INDOORS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!

The warning is now applicable to other countries as the unsub's have expanded and are after worldwide domination.

Take care and kindest regards

Terry

PS - Please, this is a humorous article that I Picked up from somewhere a while ago and thought it would be good for the proof of world domination being attempted by the pussycats in the world.

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Good one Terry, thanks.

I am sorry but I think this is sick with all the crime in this country bad taste

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Hi Emmafairy

I am so sorry you see this as sick but I see this as a cute picture of a kitten with a toy gun and some amusing comments with it.

I have no intentions of upsetting anyone and am sorry that you have been upset by this, please accept my apologies for upsetting you.

Kindest regards

Terry

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TheAuthor

Hi Terry

I do not think this one is everybody's cup of tea? (make mine a Yorkshire please!). But some members will like it!

Take care

Ken x

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Durham-Lass

I kow some may find this offensive but you always make me laugh and cheers me up we hould we have a site just for you. My last cat had all the dogs in the area terrified, he just had to look at them and they cowered, not joking. One doberman was so stupid he kept sticking his nose through the gate and got it scratched everytime. Have a good day. x

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Midori

I found it fun.

I can see it, but it sounds funny _:)

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Shazzzy

Terrific x

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mimiwen

Cute kitty!

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