Time for a couple of new jokes :

[Ginsing]

Have you heard about the gym teacher who ran

around exam rooms hoping to jog student's memories?

.....or the craft teacher who had her pupils in stitches

......or maybe the cookery teacher who thought Hamlet

was an omelette with bacon and cheese?

[TheAuthor]

hehehehe! Still can't think of a joke I can put on the forum!

Thank you for these, I had a good chuckle.

Take care

Ken x

[fenbadger in reply to TheAuthor]

I have , but I'd only get chucked off

[Hidden in reply to TheAuthor]

If Hamlet is not a bacon and cheese omelette is it the name of a little village ? cus I is confoosed again

[TheAuthor in reply to Hidden]

hehehehe! That is very good!

[Ginsing in reply to Hidden]

confoosed he say yes!

[lilian68]

thank you for these gins had a good chuckle.x

[Hidden]

I really wish I had your wit, or a good memory for jokes

[fenbadger in reply to Hidden]

I only completed half the course for wits. Guess that makes me a half wit

[Hidden in reply to fenbadger]

got that one my dad says if I had two brains I would be twice as stupid

[fenbadger in reply to Hidden]

Dur, 2 heads are better than 1 even if they're only sheep's heads

[Hidden in reply to fenbadger]

Sheep are followers, so now I would be twice as stupid following myself

[TheAuthor in reply to fenbadger]

hehehehehe! I like that one!

[Ginsing]

I am afraid I have little memory instead I find books

that make me smile and then I put them up for everyone.

so here is another are you ready................................

Marcus." My sister has lovely long hair all down her Back"

Fred "Its a pitty it is not on her head!"

Always Late by Chester Minnit!

How to be taller by Stan Dupp!

How to be shorter by Neil Down

World Atlas Joe Graffie

Adding Up by Juan and Juan

Dealing with Bullies by Howard U Lykett

Speaking French by lorna Lang Wedge

The terrible problem by Major Setback

Now one for you all to make answer for

Getting Your Homework Done by ................................................................

Please answer befor 6pm. Thanks Gins

[fenbadger in reply to Ginsing]

Getting Your Homework Done by 6 pm

[fenbadger in reply to fenbadger]

Getting Your Homework Done by Justin Time

[fenbadger in reply to Ginsing]

You must know those army chaps.

General Disorder

Private Property

Corporal Punishment

Major Eyeswater

[TheAuthor in reply to fenbadger]

Those are really good!

[fenbadger in reply to TheAuthor]

Why thank you kind sir. I'm worried about you though. Do you need a darkened room?

If you just drank your vegan friend's blood you would not have to keep going hunting would you?

[TheAuthor in reply to Ginsing]

Very good! Enjoyed those

Thank you my friend

Ken x

[Hidden in reply to Ginsing]

Getting you homework done by R, U, Write.

[Hidden]

Getting Your Homework Done by A. N. Other (that's not cheating is it?)

[TheAuthor in reply to Hidden]

Yeah! Major cheating, is that an army joke?

Take care

Ken x

[Hidden in reply to TheAuthor]

Private cheating actually have fun, Susan x

[budgiefriend]

Thanks for these.... they're my speed. I love word play humour and I love to laugh.