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Breaking News.......... FOGGY FREED............... Mr B..........

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Oh goodness me, thank you all so very much for your valiant attempts to find the evil cats and release me. Mr Benjamin has proved to be a complete star and armed all the pigeons in Snowdonia ( not many pigeons there :o )with weapons and seemingly they got the ringleader, and all the others fled with Mr B in hot pursuit.......... Poppie miraculously appeared having informed my neighbours of my plight and they arrived in four wheel drive rescue vehicles.......

AAAAAhhhhhhh. Freeedom........(stretches) it's all been very cramped........thanks to those of you who have not let me go to the cats, sian, Jilly, Sue, Paul, gins, (Ken who stood on the sidelines aghast at the stupidity of it all ;-) ) nedd , LG and all you lovely people who popped in and out.............it sooooooooooooo good to be back :-) :-)

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I hope that you don't suffer nightmares and aren't alive with flees.

Sending you a flea collar just in case and a bottle of the hard stuff to put a bit of warmth back in you veins.

Now swill and chill.

Welcome home.

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Fibrofoggiest in reply tonedd

Awww thanks nedd, Mr B gave me some citronella when he got to me, the hard stuff will probably render me unconscious, but what the heck, let's go for it.......ordeal over, phew.... But I fear some of the evil cats did get away, Mr B sorted out several (needs a medal :-) ) so we still need to be watchful :o :o :o :o

Foggy x

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I am glad you are safe from the Evil Cats, Foggy. Just hope the pigeons electricity bill isn't too high after hot-wiring their Tazers.

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I'm safe for the time being jilly, thanks to all your good efforts. I believe the pigeons bills are ok, not too much electricity passed through them ;-)

However although they got Clyde, I know for a fact that Bonnie is still on the loose and I don't feel completely safe yet. Mr Benjamin is wearing a big grin and a medal for valour in the face of extreme feline danger and us standing in close protection model. Miss Poppie on the other hand is lying in front of the nuclear reactor on a cushion as if nothing had ever happened !! Ok for those canines of little (in her case, if any :o ) brains......

....... Hehehe Waiting for the next instalment .......... :o :D :o :D

Foggy x

Oh! pigeons with tazers that could be dangerous :o but useful it seems.

Glad you're back {{{Foggy}}} warming fluffies for you :)

Bonnie my baby will be..................... hahahahahaahhaahahahhaha

here puddy puddy puddy LOLOLOL :D

We must scale up our security forces before embarking on the next chapter of mischief me thinks Foggy what do you reckon? I mean Wookies.............. yeah! wookies took hostage of the cat's................. sound handy ;)

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Mind you I wouldn't want to meet one of those Wookies in the field after dark :o :o :o

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It was fun! xxx

D`no they look cudly to me. excuse folks my spelling head as gone mising

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