She couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter to write Happy Birthday !
That was bad but wait for the rest we are going for really bad jokes,
Which dinosaur does well in exams have you got it..............Tyrannathesaurus rex!
I said they were bad any one got any?
I thought these were old ones, but my friends hadn't heard them.
Why couldn't the viper viper nose?
Because the adder adder hanky.
What lies shivering on the seabed.
A nervous wreck.
Why did the sand blush?
Because the sea weed.
Forgive me if you've heard them before
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head. . . . . Cliff
You have no idea what you may have just unleashed - I have a terribly cheesy sense of humour....
How do you make a sausage roll?
- push it down the hill
What's the fastest thing in the water?
- a motor pike
Doctor, doctor I feel like a biscuit
- Don't worry you're just crackers
How do you catch a bra?
- With a booby trap
What do you call a shy dinosaur?
D'yethinke'saurus!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because there were no chickens
Why did the one armed
man cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop!
OOOoooooooh!!!
How about these.
What do you call a man with a spade?
Doug
What do you call a man without a spade?
Douglas
I know, terrible,,...
What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head?
Russell
I can hear the groans!!!!
did you hear about the gynaecologist who decorated their hall, stairs & landing through the letterbox? 
Did you hear about the two .....(No! Can't put that one on a thread!).
What about the women that went to ....... (No! Can't use that one either!).
Okay, There were four blokes standing in a ...... (Oh no! Definitely not!).
Right, I thought everybody wrote some really good jokes!
Chuckling here, some good ones. Hope this one is ok....apologies if not....
Two little girls standing outside in the garden. One said to the other, I found a cond...m on the patiio the other day. The other girl replied....'what's a patio'. Hope I have not offended anyone.
Tannels x
I have had the best tea break known to man or woman, you have all been so funny and made me laugh so much I am now sore 
Some oldies, but you know they're still funny. Keep it up, I have a long day ahead of me
Have you read my post about the Government Policy called Reducing Drugs & Misuse Dependence?
Did you know the DWP have a booklet to work out how disabled you are?
Do you catch every germ going?
On a Positive Note Have You Seen the Figures For _____________ Air Pollution __________
Feel Absolutely poorly 
