Have you heard the one about the girl who bought her brother a birthday cake?

She couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter to write Happy Birthday !

That was bad but wait for the rest we are going for really bad jokes,

Which dinosaur does well in exams have you got it..............Tyrannathesaurus rex!

I said they were bad any one got any?

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  • I thought these were old ones, but my friends hadn't heard them.

    Why couldn't the viper viper nose?

    Because the adder adder hanky.

    What lies shivering on the seabed.

    A nervous wreck.

    Why did the sand blush?

    Because the sea weed.

    Forgive me if you've heard them before

  • hehehehe! Not heard those either, really good!

    Thank you

    Ken x

  • oldies but still funny Thanks Panda for the smiles

  • What do you call a man with a seagull on his head. . . . . Cliff

  • hahahaha! Old but bloomin brilliant

    Thank you

    Ken x

  • You have no idea what you may have just unleashed - I have a terribly cheesy sense of humour....

    How do you make a sausage roll?

    - push it down the hill

    What's the fastest thing in the water?

    - a motor pike

    Doctor, doctor I feel like a biscuit

    - Don't worry you're just crackers

    How do you catch a bra?

    - With a booby trap

  • Fantastic, only heard one of them before!

    Thank you

    Ken x

  • What do you call a shy dinosaur?


    Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

    Because there were no chickens

    Why did the one armed

    man cross the road?

    To get to the second hand shop!

  • Brilliant, not heard any of those ones!

    Thank you

    Ken x

  • OOOoooooooh!!!

    How about these.

    What do you call a man with a spade?


    What do you call a man without a spade?


    I know, terrible,,...

    What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head?


    I can hear the groans!!!!

  • hehehehehe! Really great!

    Thank you

    Ken x

  • did you hear about the gynaecologist who decorated their hall, stairs & landing through the letterbox? :D

  • I haven't heard those before and I like!

    Thank you gins x x x x

  • Did you hear about the two .....(No! Can't put that one on a thread!).

    What about the women that went to ....... (No! Can't use that one either!).

    Okay, There were four blokes standing in a ...... (Oh no! Definitely not!).

    Right, I thought everybody wrote some really good jokes!

  • Well done folks ?

  • Whats green and goes up and down ?

    A goosebury in a lift ....

  • Thanks Aura

    "whats black and white and red all over?

    A Newspaper

  • Chuckling here, some good ones. Hope this one is ok....apologies if not....

    Two little girls standing outside in the garden. One said to the other, I found a cond...m on the patiio the other day. The other girl replied....'what's a patio'. Hope I have not offended anyone.

    Tannels x

  • I have had the best tea break known to man or woman, you have all been so funny and made me laugh so much I am now sore :) Some oldies, but you know they're still funny. Keep it up, I have a long day ahead of me :)

  • How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

    I'll tell you later!

  • Go on then.

    Aw go on go on go on go on

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