the children counted down in sleeps, some how it makes it more exciting. Now where have we got oh (gathers breadth starts to sing) On the First day of Christmas my true love sent to me A Partridge in a pear tree - now I do believe we are up to 7 geese a laying etc etc etc.
Yesterday I had a lovely girl tidying me I cannot find the box with the humor in it so um are there we are.
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
CLAUSTRAPHOBIA
What says "oh,oh, oh" now behave remember these are suitable for children
Santa walking backwards!
Doctor Doctor Every body thinks I am a Liar!
DOCTOR "I don't believe you!"
Well lovely friends hope you enjoy today's miscellany do let me know and send your own jokes too!!
And Its Goodbye from Me xxgins
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(((((Gins))))) fluffie cuddles flying super speed to you straight away and I hope they help to ease your pain.
Good morning gins,yipeeeeee,seven more sleeps! Iam excited for my kids and have been busying myself like Santa's little helper wrapping presents.How are you today?xxx
Well. now, here I am installed at Barrington for Christmas and New Year. I must say, I'm pleased to have got here in one. Piece, but am shattered by the packing, unpacking etc....anyhow in the spirit of gins' Christmas joviality here are two cringe worthy offerings
What do you call Santa's little helpers? ..............
Subordinate clauses!
How did Scrooge win the football game? ...............
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