Giggles, We needs them.

[sloth]

Sometimes you just have to have a laugh to take your mind off things and the pain.

Know any good Fibro Jokes, or none Fibro ones?

Post them here, I'll start.

My fav -

Q:How does a fibro sufferer make dinner for 12 people?

A: Hello, Domino's?

Nom nom!

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You know you've got brain fog when ... I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

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A chronic fatigue sufferer, a lupus sufferer and a fibro sufferer meet in a coffee shop. All three are talking about how their conditions affect them, when the chronic fatigue sufferer says, I'm always so tired that I can't get out of bed without my husband bringing me some coffee to get my engine started first thing in the morning. If it weren't for him, I don't know what I'd do.

The lupus sufferer looks at her friend, and says, I'm so achy all the time that I don't know what hurts more- my insides or my muscles. Any time I spend in sunlight makes me break out more.

The fibro sufferer sighs and set her coffee down. I've both those problems, and the fog besides. I think the UK sees less fog/smog that I do. My boyfriend not only has to get me chocolate coffee first thing, but it takes both him and the cat to get me into the shower most mornings.

Hmm. The chronic fatigue sufferers muses. God must love everyone with our diseases more than the rest of the world.

Why is that? The lupus sufferer asks.

Why, didn't you know? The fibro sufferer asks, Somebody has to eat all of that chocolate!

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You know you've got FMS when your cat thinks you spend too much time laying around in warm spots.

[sloth]

You know you've got FMS syndrome when you wake up in the morning to get ready for your nap.

[sloth]

A man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the residents chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!" Quite curious about all this, he finds a hole in the fence, looks in and someone pokes him in the eye. Everyone in the asylum starts chanting "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"

[Hidden]

ha ha keep them comming please

[Ruth14]

Why did the fibro sufferer go into the kitchen?

Well she can't remember and I can't either!!

[sloth]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

[sloth]

Can't eat Beef, Mad cow....

Can't eat chicken . bird flu

Can't eat eggs ... Salmonella

Can't eat pork ... fears that bird flu will infect piggies

Can't eat fish ... heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat

Can't eat fruits and veggies ... insecticides and herbicides

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I believe that leaves only Chocolate!!!!!!!!

AND

Chocolate is a Vegetable

Why?

Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.

Bean = vegetable.

Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.

Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.

Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain

milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.

And they are also now telling us to take in 3 servings of milk/dairy each day to aid in weight loss.

Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

Remember - - -

"STRESSED" spelled backward is "DESSERTS"

[Hidden in reply to sloth]

that is very clever i like it alot well done you made me smilet hat did love diddle x

[sloth]

In The News - the FDA finally approves new drugs for women :

B U Y A G R A

Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration and credit limit of spending spree.

D A M N I T O L

Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N

Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

P E P T O B I M B O

Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence and prevents conception.

D U M B E R O L

When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

F L I P I T O R

ncreases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N

Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... Can we get naked now?"

J A C K A S S P I R I N

Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.

A N T I - T A L K S I D E N T

A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

N A G A M E N T

When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.

[washerupper]

thank you for the laughs with these