2nd December ANOTHER DAY NEARER

[Ginsing]

How many 2's till Christmas Day?

A Joke for today or any one has one please add.

Where does Father Christmas go to recover after Christmas ???????????? I never said they were funny!!

[Fibrofoggiest]

The only place I think he might go to recuperate might be to an elf farm ?? Eeeeeekkkk that's such a bad answer.........hangs head in shame and walks to corner wearing a tall pointy hat with a big D on it

Foggy x

[Mdaisy]

Some more classic cracker jokes ! lol

What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NOEL!

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents!

[Fibrofoggiest in reply to Mdaisy]

Hahahahaha ........heads off to the bathroom as quickly as she can...........

[Fibrofoggiest]

Methinks there are six 2's between now and Christmas..........don't know how I camr to that conclusion, but it suddenly popped into my head.

Foggy x

[Mdaisy in reply to Fibrofoggiest]

Depends which are included if just in the date and not the 12th month there is 7, Foggy by name and by nature lol,,,,,joking ! Did you forget 22nd has 2 of them ?

[Gramma]

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Rabbit!

Rabbit who?

Rabbit up neatly, it's a present!

[Hidden in reply to Gramma]

I like that heheheh

[Gramma]

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Carol singers!

Carol singers! Do you know what flaming time of night it is?

No, But if you hum it we'll sing it!