Feelin the need to raise a smile so here goes

[Ginsing]

Why did the vampire buy a red pen?

So ,.............he could DRAW blood

heheheheheheh

[Ginsing]

Why are vampires so skinny?

because they eat necks to nothing!

I like this one and Halloween is coming soon (rolls eyes)

[Ginsing]

Where was Solomons temple?

[Ginsing]

On the side of his head ---- come on guys wake up please I am nearly ready to go back to my bed so make the most of me while I am here/

Now this is not a joke where does patience come from it is something we all need in bucketfuls, my bucket is half full today how about you.

It is an elusive thing is n't it Some people have so much and others flare up so quickly. What ever One thing is for shore if you have fibro you need and extra amount in your back pocket for later in the day.

sending loads to all

xgins

[Hidden in reply to Ginsing]

too true gins... too true xx

[pip_r]

Flagging here... tired... but here...

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk!

Pip xx

[Fibrofoggiest]

Oh save me !!!!

[Hidden in reply to Fibrofoggiest]

me too!!! glad you said it first LOL

[snickypoo]

What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?............Jurassic Pork? Apologies...... *shuffles off shamefully*

[Julie63]

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt .

Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...

[irishlady76]

love the jokes made me laugh xxx