A man is half way through his stay at Scarborough Hotel when he goes to the receptionist desk and rings the bell
"Can I help you sir?" asks the receptionist
"Well the card in my room said I should alert the management of my complaints before I leave"
"Thats right Sir is there anything wrong?"
"Oh not much" says the guest
"Just a touch of arthritis and a dodgy knee" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(They say the old ones are the best ones scores out of ten = )