Ok so I know you guys told us to prepare!!! But feck me it was cold this morning!!
But on a plus point it led me to thinking I wonder if fake boobs freeze 🤭😊
Which obviously led me in to think does a crow fly in straighter lines than all the other birds 🤔 and if that is so why do they use Raven and pigeons to carry messages when by rights a crow would know the quicker route 😳😳
At this point you are probably wondering what medication I take 😝 and can you have some 😂😂
Ok so today was W7 R3 😳😳 yep I’m still going. Although thought I struggled today. Thankfully I felt just as crap after 5 minutes as I did when I 5 minutes left 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
My body contemplated giving me a stitch. But after a long conversation (with my body ) we decided why peak with a stitch 🙄🤷🏽♀️
I’m not sure why I’m not as bouncy with my runs as I was ?
It could be because I’m back at work (remind me why I haven’t won the lottery yet 🤔 I’m ok as people go 🤷🏽♀️ AND more importantly I’ve not killed anyone for like ages 😇) ( surely that must count for something 🤨)
Or maybe I’m a little under the weather ( in fairness I’d rather be on top of the weather but as I am a mere human this feat. Is pretty much impossible 😱🤷🏽♀️😳)
So there you go!!
Me being me..... tbh I’m not sure how to be anyone else 🤔 but that could be for my next run 🏃♀️
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Yup... bonkers! I dunno if I should say keep taking the meds or leave the meds alone! 😂
Crows fly anything but straight, they tend to follow roads, not sure if they read signs or have sat nav.
The freezing point of fake boobs I dare say could be googled, but the radiation of body heat into them would offset the figures and so maybe we will never know without some experimentation... I assume they’re ok in Moscow in the winter, but not sure wether any of those nutters that swim at -40 have fake boobs anyway.
My god you’ve sent my brain off at some weird tangents.
Good run... sometimes they suck, sometimes they feel like work, sometimes they’re great, occasionally they’re effortless... whichever we get we just have to complete them.
I’m on rest day, so I’ll go door to door and ask everyone if their boobs are fake or not in preparation for winter... I may be gone some time.
What did crows follow before there were roads? Have their routes got wobblier? Maybe they flew straighter before roads? Maybe they helped design Roman roads? This needs a thorough investigation 😂😂😂
😂😂That should have been included in Life of Brian 😂😂
I’m really enjoying it 😊finished wk6 and was looking forward to 7! but now I’m not so sure😂 Maybe you’re finding 25mins too easy🤣 but don’t worry 28 is coming soon 😉 Hope you get your mojo back x
And for the record, nah, they don’t freeze when running!
I had a mastectomy on one side and a lumpectomy the other so I have had one and a half fake boobs (reconstruction is the medical term) for the last two years, which was when I started C25K. So I’ve done two winters, and as far as I can tell they’ve not frozen yet (even when running in sub zero temperatures during the Beast from the East) ! 😂😂😂
You just need to prepare for those chilly days with plenty of layers, although it does make for a lot of faffing trying to find everything before heading out the door. When it gets really cold it’s worth putting your clothes on the radiator the night before if you run in the morning, then they’re nice and toasty when you set off.
I have a zip up running jacket so that I can unzip for a while and then take it off and tie it round my waste while still running. My gloves tend to stay on a lot longer as I have rubbish circulation in my hands.
I'm sure you can master the art of strip running. LOL
Then I read the other replies and it got me to thinking.....
Do fake boobs do the figure of 8 swing that real boobs do? 🤷♀️ Obviously no boobs will if wearing a proper sports bra, but if left to their own devices... 🤔
Blimey Ibot, have you been eating too many Rowntree's Randoms again? 🤪
Not really sure what to say...
Urm...I do hope you boobs are ok?!
Please can I come to your next party/social gathering 🎈 I can bring cheese and pineapple on sticks. You’ve made it to week 8... all I can think now is what on Earth is your graduation post going to be like?
Oh can I come? Love cheese and pineapple on sticks 😋😋😋🧀🍍🧀🍍🧀🍍🧀🍍🧀🍍🧀🍍🧀🍍 its also my favourite pizza topping! And the diddy little cocktail sausages. can you tell I'm a child of the 70's 🤣
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I heard they call it trainers 😂
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