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W2 Redux: Batman, Happy EJBs and Happier Memories

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Morning C25K Team!

Having braved my knees and re-conquered the mountain that is W1 on Monday, I'm back and at it with W2 in the frame this morning. Under strict instructions from my physio (henceforward The Blessed Andrew) to take it easy, not to run fast or far, but to get my cadence up to 160. (Cadence is just the number of steps you take in a minute.) So lots of smaller steps for me.

Alarm goes off. I leave my long-suffering OH making stentorian "Escaped Train" noises and wander downstairs for a quick cuppa. I've even left my running clobber out in readiness.

There's a Sharpie (minus its cap) on my desk. And a Post-It stuck to my iPod.

"Daddy nasti podrunna no"

A tell-tale cellophane crinkle suggests that the Emergency Jelly Babies are as little enamoured of Podrunner Podcasts as I am. But by some act of serendipity Outofpuff just posted about a 160-170 BPM playlist. That sent me back to my music collection and a suitable playlist has emerged.

I'm back on the lane outside the house. Flattish. But very boring to run up and down. No matter. I'll manage. It's quiet. So I faff with technology and Happy Laura welcomes me back to Week 2.

Cue "Sick Again". (I can't resist the irony.) One of the over-looked tracks on LedZep's Physical Graffiti that always languishes at the bottom of the "100 Best LedZep Songs" lists. No idea why. It's like one of those louche blues numbers that the Stones used to do so well (think "Stray Cat Blues", preferably live on "Get Yer Ya Yas Out) but with added oomph. And another cracking riff from Mr Page. Keeps me walking very happily. And playing a bit of early morning air guitar. Until a passing van tries to take me out with its wing mirror. But I am a born-again runner and fear nothing.

Nothing to disturb me apart from blinding sunshine, more potholes than are strictly necessary and assorted green recycling bins that are still ready to jump out and possibly eat me.

I think about the first time I did this Week. How a happy little group of us all piled through the programme together, laughing, crying, running the breathless gamut of emotions from A to B.

Lots of them have now passed into Strava legend, now running long and fast and strong. Kudos babes, but a special shout out to _SimonT_ , the best of all possible running buddies.

Others have struggled with niggles and IC, but we're all in this together and we'll get it sorted. Big shout out to Chrisj31 who's now nursing a broken ankle and on the IC for 8 weeks or so. And all you lot who are on here with your Graduate Badge earned many moons ago who are getting back into your running. We're together, we're great and we're all winners.

And those who came and ran and made our lives happier and have disappeared or just gone a bit quiet. DeeRunning , DaveB46 and the gorgeous Hidden . We miss you babes!!

They were happy, brilliant, fun times. And I'm suddenly reminded of how much I love doing this stuff and how much I miss almost too many people to mention. They were and are, fantastic, lovely people.

Paint it Black cues up. I can run for a bit now. Easy does it.

Laura passes on her advice about breathing to a count of 4 steps. Now that seemed frankly impossible the first time around. The concensus was "Just breathe normally, don't count." Just as well. But I'm fitter now. Well, a bit. And I've learned things. So I'm not going to adjust my breathing to match my feet. I adjust my footfall to match my breathing. And it's suddenly easier at 160BPM.

Laura pipes up to tell me (I assume) that I'm halfway through my 90 second run. But I've done 90 seconds without really noticing. Up an slight incline that a few months ago caused me a fair amount of effort.

Gosh. This is good. And my legs work. No knee gripes. Just the normal getting-into- my-stride "grizzling" that we normally call the "Toxic 10" while our lungs and heart get used to pumping blood and oxygen around. Only mine was a "Toxic 90 Seconds". Not that toxic really. No worries.

I think about the people who are just doing this Week for the first time. And feeling breathless and sweaty and a bit knackered. Been there. Done that. Got the tee shirt. It takes a while to learn to slow down. Slow and Steady. Embrace the Inner Snail. I learned how to do all of that. And you will too. I promise.

Kashmir cues up. Is it the best LedZep track? Maybe not, but defo Top 3. I get to do some improvised John Paul Jones keyboard playing a bit. Those lyrics make absolutely no sense at all tho. But you dig into the hypnotic thing and time stands still.

Oh, I'm loving being out and trotting along.

I walk and run and walk and run and walk and run. A passing cyclist says "Hello". On his way to the station probably. And alerting me from behind so we didn't collide in some titanium/air guitar wailing heap. But he seems not to be of the "EPO-fuelled Druggie" cycling brigade and off he goes. Chapeau, buddy.

Leaving me to Rihanna for my last 90 seconds.

How bout a round of applause?

Standin' ovation

But you put on quite a show

Not sure about standing ovations or it being a good show, but it feels absolutely bloody marvellous to be in my trainers again.

Batman Returns maybe.

My EJBS have been crooning along to some top tunes, Laura tells me well done and Badger (the youngest and less malevolent of our two cats) is waiting for me at home, sprawled out across the lane like a furry finishing line.

I was worried about this run. Neo-hypochrondria perhaps. But being very careful and gentle. And it paid off. Feels good. Better than good. And feeling supported by running buddies past, present and future.

Onwards and upwards. A W3 run on Sunday. Need a different route tho. And hopefully I'll be back up to Bedgebury next week. Running feels like home.

Have a cracking day all!! See you Sunday xx

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Fabulous450 profile image
Fabulous450Graduate

Fantastic Sallenson!! It’s nice to know the EJBs are singing away too! Yaaay! Sounds like a great run! Well done! ❀️

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sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toFabulous450

Taking it gently. One run from each week, running every other day. Having had a epic downer a couple of weeks ago it's funny how all the happy stuff just comes bouncing out again.

I even get to re-run most of my old playlists, so that will be fun. For me anyway. Everyone else is going to get sick to back teeth of it lol xx

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Fabulous450Graduateβ€’ in reply tosallenson

Not the way you describe it Sallenson! We all love that up beat drive! Enjoy! ❀️

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MatildasPbGraduate

Great post - looking forward to more of the same as the weeks roll by.

πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒβ€β™€οΈπŸ‘

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sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toMatildasPb

Cheers, hon. The "plan" is to pick off one run from each week, running every other day and see how I get on. Doesn't half bring back memories of the first time around though. Not sure I'm wiser tho.

The lunacy will continue apace xx

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SandieFGraduate

Fantastic!! πŸ‘. It’s all sounding great and promising to finish your C25k in the 3 weeks. Fandabbydozy my wierd friend πŸ‘

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toSandieF

Always weird. And always and ever your friend xx

I'll see how the runs go. It'd be good to get properly back into the game in three weeks, but I promise not to push too hard.... xx

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SandieFGraduateβ€’ in reply tosallenson

I totally love wierd! Not pushing too hard might be more difficult than you think though. Knowing you, you will want to be ticking those Ks off too quickly. Try to be sensible...while still embracing your weirdness πŸ˜‚

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toSandieF

I know, hon. We're still on fairly shaky ground. Make sure I don't do anything daft okay? xx

SandieF profile image
SandieFGraduateβ€’ in reply tosallenson

I’m really not the person to ask that of πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. I like wierd and I also like daft πŸ˜‚

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toSandieF

U sure is lovely tho xx

Outofpuff profile image
OutofpuffGraduate

Well done Sallenson. CπŸ’©πŸ˜‚p taste in music but apart from that, respect, and hope the creaky parts continue to get less creaky. Xx

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sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toOutofpuff

You. Me. Car Park, Now. Sort you out lol xx

GoGo_JoJo profile image
GoGo_JoJoGraduateβ€’ in reply toOutofpuff

I have to skip some of his musical posts for this very reason πŸ˜‰

But all the rest makes up for it! πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘

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OutofpuffGraduateβ€’ in reply toGoGo_JoJo

🀭

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toGoGo_JoJo

I'm scared now. You could flatten me in your juggernaut 😁

GoGo_JoJo profile image
GoGo_JoJoGraduateβ€’ in reply tosallenson

I could... but I'm very nice to the little people from high up in my tower!! 🀣🀣

You'd run as soon as you heard Radio 1 blaring out anyway πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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Tinker5393Graduate

Well done batman, sounds like you enjoyed yourself, just don't tread on the cat. 🐱

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sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toTinker5393

Cat mercifully unharmed. Sauntered in and demanded food. As they do. He'll be back for more furry finishing line fun another day :-)

Outofpuff profile image
OutofpuffGraduate

LOL. I’m just lacing up my gloves....

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toOutofpuff

I meant for a hug. You dafty xx

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OutofpuffGraduateβ€’ in reply tosallenson

πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

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LoungeLizaardGraduate

Dude - I'd be your Robin any day! So glad the problem wasn't long term and you are back building up! Come on, we're all waiting on the bridge for you! :)

You're slaying it mate!

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toLoungeLizaard

Mitch the Boy Wonder!! Bring it on tiger :-) Not slaying yet. Just annihilating with caution. Can't begin to tell you how good that felt tho. Nuts, I know, plain nuts.... x

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telford_mikeGraduate

Sounds like you’re enjoying yourself, which, when all said and done, is what it’s all about. Onwards and, err, forwards! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜€πŸƒπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply totelford_mike

Oooh!! Is there a backwards version? For the Japanese market? Now there's a thought :-)

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Babs24Graduate

Wow. Amazing post! And i am in exactly the same position. Graduated last year. Stopped mid December because of the weather. Then didn’t restart because i have been travelling for six months. But now back and decided to start again and completed w2r3 this morning. Feels fantastic. X

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toBabs24

Not running even for a few weeks was really really rubbish. Glad you're back in the game, hon. Take it easy and see you on the podium xx

Tasha99 profile image
Tasha99Graduate

Boom! Back in the game πŸ‘ŒπŸ½

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toTasha99

Wouldn't have happened without you my love. Special or what? πŸ‘πŸ‘

Tasha99 profile image
Tasha99Graduateβ€’ in reply tosallenson

Oh I’m special alright πŸ˜‚

Sybilw profile image
SybilwGraduate

I’ve bought a waist belt so I think I need to get me some ejbs too. Glad to have you back and happy.

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toSybilw

I fear the happiness will get louder before I'm done. And everyone needs an EJB or ten... xx

GoGo_JoJo profile image
GoGo_JoJoGraduate

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ Bravo!! Encore!! 😁

This is what we were missing. πŸ˜‰

So pleased for you that it's all coming together so well. πŸ‘πŸ€—

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OutofpuffGraduateβ€’ in reply toGoGo_JoJo

I really think we need to get this into perspective - I mean if we’re any more supportive his head could get so big his knees will struggle to support it and then we’re absolutely not doing him any favours. So is there anyone else out there who needs congratulating instead? πŸ˜‚

GoGo_JoJo profile image
GoGo_JoJoGraduateβ€’ in reply toOutofpuff

A.. you might be right 🀣🀣🀣

But it might also make for a very entertaining tale! πŸ‘πŸ˜

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toOutofpuff

Jeez. That's a good point. I'm actually The Elephant Man and should be kicked in the street....

But i love my running and all my buddies. Better than i deserve or have right to expect ❀❀

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HappyNoodleGraduate

πŸŽ‰ Good luck with the rest of your runs.

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toHappyNoodle

Thx hon. Fingers crossed and EJBs at the ready... xx

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mountaindreamerGraduate

Glad you listened to the EJBs and found them some better music...Podrunner has its limits. πŸ˜ƒβ€οΈπŸ˜Ž

Take it easy, and enjoy the repeats. The bridge is just a hop, skip and a jump away once you’re fully fixed and ready again, and we’ll get the bunting up! 😊

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply tomountaindreamer

I'm loving it so far. The EJBs always come through. Sound little guys they are. Need some help with spelling tho :-)

Anniemurph profile image
AnniemurphGraduate

Fabdoozy! Well, possibly apart from your play list. Don't you have anything like Eye of the Tiger, or Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go, or Footloose? They are proper running choons, they are :D

Seriously, though, I have had to take breaks and re-start countless times over the last few years, so I know how frustrating it is not to be able to run, and I share your joy in getting back out there, even to brushing off the van wing-mirror. Mine was the local undertaker's van though, which I did think was a bit rude - and premature.

Happy running!

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toAnniemurph

That's a real, honest-to-God "brush with Death". Awesome!!

Bluep profile image
BluepGraduate

Fab music!! Think I need your playlist

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toBluep

I got endless stick from my chums the first time around for an almost endless supply of LedZep and assorted other foolery. But it works for me, hon!! What's not to like eh?

Happy running xx

Bluep profile image
BluepGraduateβ€’ in reply tosallenson

Exactly!! Love a bit of Kashmir.... but now makes me think of the X factor!!

My current playlist is the latest live Stones album but looking to switch it up a bit....

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toBluep

I'm doing my return to form W3 run tomorrow. Fair amount of LZ on there, plus oddities like The Adverts and Buzzcocks. Showing my age :-) Watch this space xx

Bluep profile image
BluepGraduateβ€’ in reply tosallenson

Keep me posted! I might throw a bit of Bowie in xx

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toBluep

Good choice!!

Cathkinboy profile image
Cathkinboy

Well done. Wasn't going to go out on only my second run w1R2 as it's pouring here in Glasgow but I'm off. Thanks for the motivation

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toCathkinboy

Let us know how you got on. It's only a bit of rain and you'll feel fantastic afterwards. Glasgow? Lovely lovely city!! xxx

Cathkinboy profile image
Cathkinboyβ€’ in reply tosallenson

Run done!!! Feel great after...must try and avoid being put off beforehand. Enjoy your day!

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toCathkinboy

Yay!! Go you!!

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OuchingGraduate

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sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toOuching

Cheers, hon :-)

Ouching profile image
OuchingGraduateβ€’ in reply tosallenson

Do keep it nice and slow

Soon enough you will be flying

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toOuching

Nice and gentle. Little, rapid steps. Patter, patter, patter. Lots of physio exercises for me today. And a bit of baking... :-)

Make sure I don't anything silly xx

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OuchingGraduateβ€’ in reply tosallenson

That's my boy....

Equi-geek profile image
Equi-geekGraduate

I think we all need a β€˜week 2’ every now and again! Great write up - and as for the green recycling bins trying to eat you... were you a horse in a former life?! 🀣🀣🀣

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toEqui-geek

That would explain so many things....xxx

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Equi-geekGraduateβ€’ in reply tosallenson

🀣

Pippayoungart profile image
PippayoungartGraduate

Welcome back. Glad to hear Kashmir get a mention....

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toPippayoungart

With the bonus of a BPM count that meets with my physio's approval :-)

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Realveggie

Thank you for your post, it really cheered me up and made me laugh...a lot! Just started week 2 and feeling slightly anxious as my hubby (who has been bravely walking briskly next to me for moral support) is going in for an op next week...I like the idea of music along the way, might download some music to keep me company and stop me worrying about who might be looking a my red face as I make it (I hope) to the end of my week 2 :-)

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sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toRealveggie

You'll be fine, hon. I remember struggling through this the first time. That was in May, so not that long ago. I'm amazed now how easy it feels. Just proves that we get better and fitter and stronger.

In a few weeks time you'll look back with a massive grin on your face. Just take it slow and steady and don't worry about speed or pace or any of that stuff. And don't be surprised if you seem to get slower as you through the weeks. Embrace that Inner Snail and wear that red face with pride!! xx

Realveggie profile image
Realveggieβ€’ in reply tosallenson

Thank you, I will :-)

amanda2463 profile image
amanda2463

Enjoy ,enjoy , enjoy isn’t it crazy how being able to do something that you thought might be impossible a few months can now make you feel so happy 😁

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sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toamanda2463

It's brilliant. And then some. And a massive confidence builder when I needed it. Funny how the "impossible" suddenly becomes easy, eh?

I'll keep chipping away. Leg feeling tons better too.

xx

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amanda2463β€’ in reply tosallenson

Im going to run another W5 run tomorrow , my calf is still tight so I’m being sensible, the memory of doing nothing for four weeks is a good motivator for being sensible !!!!

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduateβ€’ in reply toamanda2463

You take care out there, hon. Want us skipping along together for a fair old time yet xx

IC is the loneliest place in the world, let's not go back there... xx

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