Why do people who have never done any exercise feel the need to be smug now I am on the IC? "Well, that's running for you, it ruins the joints" "All that impact straight onto the joint? Not a good idea at your age" "Cycling's a far better bet, or have you tried swimming?"
My reply: "No, I haven't, but I might have to think about giving it a go instead."
My thoughts: "You are at least five stone overweight and on your fourth beer in an hour. You do no exercise, eat enough to fell a small pony and have a family history of heart disease. Your social life consists of back-to-back box sets, football on the TV, football on a Saturday but strictly as a spectator [which involves vats of beer, a couple of greasy burgers and a pie at half time]. Obviously you are a fountain of health wisdom and I have long looked up to you as a role model. If I follow your carefully thought out and considerately given advice I can be sure to be dead before I hit 60 [and I'm 56 already]. At least then I will be spared the pain on my tricky Achilles tendon. So thanks."