We had a weekend away in Chester last weekend and decided to go along to the designer outlet for some retail therapy. I found the ASICS shop and while browsing for a cheap t-shirt was forced, FORCED, against my will, to try on these horrible things. I was then made to buy the damned things WITH MY OWN CREDIT CARD. It's terrible. I'll have to buy sun glasses. And they clash with my yellow running socks.
What's wrong with white or black? "Sorry sir, we only have size 12 in orange". "That's not orange, that's obscene". "Better to be seen than run over, sir".