(Friday) ... Still more people are joining the The Dozz-ville Challenge Award For The Discombulated. I'm not entirely sure they know what they're signing up for so today's missive is a re-run of the rules.
We swim, we ride and we run. All comers welcome. Ability not important. If you can't swim - wade/splosh in the shallow end. If you haven't got a cossie or Speedos I believe Captain poppypug (ents and haberdashery div) is crocheting some. If you haven't got a bike, borrow one, if you can't borrow one go down to the gym and say you'd like a free trial day. You can already run or you wouldn't have found The Discombobulated.
Just 30 mins of each that's all that's necessary. Just 30 mins, And not even in a row if you can't fit it in. MY middle name is not Brownlee. If yours is I expect double.
The event will take place over the last two weeks of July. I trust you to fit it in when you can and not fib about completion.
There is a small entry fee - £1 into the collection box of your favourite charity. Pops, Toblerones for the Needy is not a charity! Let us know who you supported and why if you wish.
The last, and MOST IMPORTANT RULE is no-one tells the distances they covered. It is a PERSONAL CHALLENGE. I will not allow it to sink into a competition. It is not to see if you do more than others or leave you feeling dispirited if you are at the other end of the scale. NO personal results are to be posted, just the proud announcement of having finished. Captain poppypug (ents and haberdashery div) will send Corporal Dennis (tank div) round if this rule is broken. Once you have this year's results you have your personal targets for next year.
(Corporal scruttons phys ed div) is giving swimming lessons on Tuesdays and Thursdays, alternatively Ferd the battle dog does aqua aerobics and synchro if that's what you fancy.)
good luck and enjoy everyone! 
