(Wednesday) Of course we don't all move slow but dreams of a 30 min 5k run are fairly fanciful for me. It'd be more likely to happen if I nicked Captain poppypug (ents and crochet div) 's pinto. I'd get some speed up then. I am doubtlessly going to have to get into training for next year when Captain poppypug (ents and crochet div) has challenged me to a triathlon. By then 5k will be a pre-breakfast warm-up. I will need to learn to swim first.
Still trying to decide whether Nicholas Hoult's eyebrows would make me look dapper or just dodgy.
Captain poppypug (ents and crochet div) where are you? I hope the pinto hasn't stampeded and taken you off into the sunset.
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As first opinion on the eyebrows is a no I'll take this as the view of the troops. Certainly I thought I might have been aiming a little high. Maybe Nick Frost then.
Nick Frost eyebrows marginally less dodgy. Have you considered going the whole hog and rocking the Daniel Radcliffe eyebrows? They're in a class of there own!
Ooh! A picture showing a Francophile! I'd certainly cover a greater distance than pops with one of those. Don't tell her though. She'll accuse me of cheating. Any more good expressions?
What a splendid idea! I cannot begin to imagine how fetching they would appear after the swimming section. You say team cossies. Careful - you'll get dragged in. Notice how Captain poppypug (ents and crochet div) has gone quiet following her challenge.
No you're all safe , I appear, at present, only to be able to my personal c25k challenge on my TT (trusty treadmill) Although perhaps with the help of the shopping trolley & the pinto , I could get it over there!!
Trolley?! Pinto?! You have uttered these words - you are obliged to join the fellowship. Now you have to enter!
How many weeks in are you? If you join us you can be a corporal. When you graduate you get to be an officer
(Don't tell anyone, esp Captain poppypug (ents and crochet div), but it's not competitive, just what you can manage. Borrow a bike, do as much as you can. Go to the pool and do likewise. As virtually everything else on dozzer tv, it's for fun.)
Well hopefully Wk6r3 tomorrow if the stars, the aged joints & the TT align. So a bit behind you elite athletes!! Still I do treat myself to a swim , sauna, jacuzzi after my efforts and I'm really good at the last 2 of those events so maybe the dream could become the reality, hahaha!!
Hmm, I am thinking I will have to stock up on the supplies if it's a triathlon you are aiming for next. Especially if it's a team effort. So, can I borrow the pinto or nana 's trolley to help me carry the supplies back to the store?
Sorry, haberdashery it is - my bad, as they say in the common vernacular.
Never mind piggy back - I can run unaided now. Nick a bike with stabilisers from someone in the park who can't run any faster than you can. Ferd can teach us both to swim and if necessary frannyfran has offered us a mini submarine. I'm not sure we should be looking for a Plan B.
I can loan you my grandsons wee push along trike, it has a sun canopy and a handle at the back so that if you get very tired another member of the team can give you a push. Let me know and I will commandeer it of necessary.
You were promoted to officer ranks on graduating. You jumped NCO and Second Lieutenant. Your promotion to Captain was when you succeeded in getting me to graduate.
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