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(Thursday) No short cuts today, 7/3, surging forwards accompanied by my trusty valet pulling the tartan musical instrument trolley. (If we can nick it from Nanna.) Other instruments also welcome if you want to play your own. Forwards for the freedom of all!

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Good luck, Sir. Slowly but steadily we progress. Our army builds, to the sound of the bugles. I move closer, conquering 9/2 today myself. Currently resting for Friday's 9/3. We shall not fail. With chocolate milk we fight on. Onward! *bugles forlornly*

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dozzer19Graduate in reply toMiles_Yonder

Still a bit knack'd this morning. Thought that was the sound of 'budgies' not bugle. How many budgies would it take to lift and carry me the course? Certainly they'd be pretty forlorn. To be quite honest the way I'm feeling I think I'd rather take part in a real Forlorn Hope and end it all within seconds not 25 minutes. I'll have half strength banana milk if I get back. Get nan to pick some up from Gary when she pops to town for me.

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I am speechless. Unless they're on the way to warmer climes can we have them for the tartan trolley? Thanks chap.

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Such levels of prognostication have not been used for many a moon. The dark side pulls me under.

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Sir today I did it I infiltrated the enemies camp, I have copies of their next attack plans, have sent them to you via scout bunny with battle dog for extra protection. Good luck and on we fight.

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dozzer19Graduate in reply tospoonierunning

Oh, Corporal spoonierunning well done old bean. I await scout bunny and battle dog. So, Second Lieutenant Spoonierunning, it must feel good.

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spoonierunningGraduate in reply todozzer19

It does indeed feel good

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dozzer19Graduate in reply tospoonierunning

All hail spoo

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dozzer19Graduate in reply tospoonierunning

It was supposed to say All Hail Second Lieutenant Spoonierunning!

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BeadsGraduate in reply todozzer19

Jammie dodgers all round to celebrate?

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dozzer19Graduate in reply toBeads

Think I might go as far as chocolate digestives, McVities too!

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dozzer19Graduate

I hadda feeling that tonight would be a good night if I just stopped vacillating, got on with it and lived without recriminations and calls of cowardice from the troops. So, accompanied by musicians, tartan trolley and weather balloon full of instruments I went for it. Week 7 over. Please don't tell me how long the wicked Bluey wants from me next week.

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walettaGraduate

Well done Doss old bean. Well done. From what I remember it's about 3 mins more, that's all. As Andy Williams sang "almost there, we're almost there." Btw was I wrong to take out my bow & arrow & shoot down the weather balloon this morning? It was making such a racket.

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dozzer19Graduate in reply towaletta

'Snigger'. Nice one Captain Waletta. Corporal poppypug (ents div) has serious competition! I've never seen Andy Williams out of a rocking chair, or is that Val or Perry?

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walettaGraduate in reply todozzer19

get on you tube - you are thinking of Val.

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dozzer19Graduate in reply towaletta

I asked Nanna. She said she thought it was that nice young lady from Blue Peter.

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walettaGraduate in reply todozzer19

Tell Nanna the nice young lady from Blue Peter called Val didn't have rocking chair. It was the chap who knew about paddy's goat.

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dozzer19Graduate in reply towaletta

For real a goat?

waletta profile image
walettaGraduate in reply todozzer19

Oh come on "Paddy McGinty's Goat". If you've heard of Perry & Val, you have to know about the goat.

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dozzer19Graduate in reply towaletta

I'll ask Nanna if she has the cassette. I'll put it in the Walkman next time I'm out.

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poppypugGraduate

Wotcha Dozzer ! Are we tak

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dozzer19Graduate in reply topoppypug

Sorry, ents, you've totally lost me now.

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poppypugGraduate

Aw sorry Dozz, I thought we were playing a new game where we type just a few words and then press the "Submit " button .......... :-) xxx

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dozzer19Graduate in reply topoppypug

Ur will try to memb thiz

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poppypugGraduate in reply todozzer19

Ha ha Dozz :-) Anyway ( serious face ) how did you find it today ? :-) xxx

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dozzer19Graduate in reply topoppypug

Hard going. Tartan trolley helped.cw shot down the weather balloon halfway through - didn't know what it was and it was making too noise. Managed though, rather proud.

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poppypugGraduate in reply todozzer19

Yep, I agree, it does get a bit relentless at this stage.

You can do it Dozz :-) xxx

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dozzer19Graduate in reply topoppypug

Doubt I'll reach C25K in 30 mins this decade though. Thanks for encouragement, go you too!

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poppypugGraduate in reply todozzer19

Who knows what we can do when we put our minds to it :-) I can do the 30mins I think, but I will have to work on doing that and the 5k together :-) We are strong and fearless Dozz :-) xxx

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dozzer19Graduate in reply topoppypug

Oh faithful Corporal poppypug (ents div). You spur me on and encourage me in my endeavours. Just think you will soon be a Lieutenant!

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poppypugGraduate in reply todozzer19

I do ? I will ? When ? :-) xxx

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dozzer19Graduate in reply topoppypug

Oh yes. On graduation you are moved into officer ranks.

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poppypugGraduate in reply todozzer19

F-A- B ! Will I be a first Lieutenant or a Second Lieutenant though ? Whats the difference ? Can I still play my bongos or do I have to learn the fife and drum ? :-) xxx

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dozzer19Graduate in reply topoppypug

Until I finish you will be a Second Lieutenant. Then you will be a complete one. You can play any instruments you like, even bagpipes.

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poppypugGraduate in reply todozzer19

Oh Im always playing the bagpipes, I think I will take up the pan pipes instead :-) xxx

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dozzer19Graduate in reply topoppypug

Ace, or kazoo would be fun too.

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poppypugGraduate in reply todozzer19

Hey, Im not touching the kazoo with a bargepole, look what happened to McCauley Culkin ! :-) xxx

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dozzer19Graduate in reply topoppypug

Mmm, I heard about that.

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poppypugGraduate in reply todozzer19

Poor chap, his family all bugger off on holiday without him and then he gets bottled off stage - Unlucky :-) xxx

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I_willGraduate

Sir! 8/1 completed, harp cordially twanged, pain in right buttock but pushed through to fight another day *bows low*

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dozzer19Graduate

Hmm, i was planning on 8/1 but Warg hunting took precedence. May need you later.

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