I promise that I will do my best

[dozzer19]

As a leader I failed yesterday. I will improve or you'll send me back to Cubs. 6/3 will be done on Friday.

[I_will Graduate]

Spurs you on with heartening tunes

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to I_will]

I will have the electric starting triangle, your portable lap harp and beek's grass squeaking to keep me going. They will give me strength in the face of adversity.

[spoonierunning Graduate]

Good luck, ever onwards we march

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to spoonierunning]

And did these feet in present time, trot upon England's pavements grey.

[spoonierunning Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

Erm I have been in the mess tent watching movies.

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to spoonierunning]

Erm? Corporal spoonierunning as a non-graduate you need to come out of that tent and get on with it.

[spoonierunning Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

Yes sir, sorry sir. Er sir I have been poorly. Hoping to get out tomorrow.

*hides mcdonalds wrappers*

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to spoonierunning]

Good-oh. Hope the leg is improved soon or may need to go for amputation.

[PandaRunner Graduate]

Good luck

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to PandaRunner]

Time for kit on. Through the pain barrier today, doz.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Your encouragement and support will see me through this solitary run amongst rush hour cars and school-going children. Cannot afford to be seen weak collapsed at side of road.

[PandaRunner Graduate]

Onwards and forwards we go!

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Kit on, key in hand, cue music stage left, there's the triangle, and off!

[Pollynorris Graduate]

Come on you can do it!

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to Pollynorris]

Am back, at point of collapse, all musical accompaniment helped. If you should pass anyone looking haggard chanting 'portable lap harp' please do not expose me to the general public. It doesn't do, being a superhero and looking like this. Bluey reckons I'm a runner now, but will I ever master one of Czar Pinkie's 'Side Planks'?

[waletta Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

Yey! Dozzer's back! Yey! And he's a runner! Yey!

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to waletta]

That's right Captain Waletta, a runner!

[misswobble Graduate]

A side plank is a b*s£a@d but you'll get there in the end Doz.

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to misswobble]

Maybe I should get a car jack to put under my hip.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Could I trade them for a pack of KP jumbo peanuts? I hope Nan's forgiven me by now, I might drop in tomorrow.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Advice will be taken Corporal poppypug (ents div).