Well. Did you know that you can register on the runbritain website and get yourself an official running handicap and position in the league table? My running handicap (in the range of 0 to 36) is 35.9. Hmm.
Here are my league table positions:
W506672 (ie women 50-54 age band)
I rather suspect there are only 6672 women registered in that band, but I don't think there's a way to find that information out.
So there you go. Anyway, even if I'm at the bottom, I'm still above all those people who haven't done any running, and it counts a sporting achievement for me. Might not put it on my cv though.
The figures are worked out from parkrun results, so all you have to do is register, and your results are automatically picked up. Go on, you know you want to...