I thought I'd like to share with you, some things that make me laugh.
When little kids fall off their bikes and old folk trip up paths.
The look upon their face is class, did any body see?
And then their face turns Scarlett, when then turn and notice me.
( cracking a grin )
When people fart out loud's the best, the tears roll down my face.
The way that THEIR loud bottom burps caused THEM such great distaste.
The best bits when they style it out, the mimicking of the sound,
No sir 'twas not that squeaky boot your dragging on the ground.
Sometimes, it is just a word, my favourite is pimple.
I guess by now a lot of you are thinking I am simple,
No doubt you think I should be dwelling in the loony bin,
Well guess what, I don't care as long as I can CRACK A GRIN.