A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain. “Please doctor you’ve got to help me. I’ve been stung by a bee.”
"Don't worry;" says the doctor, "I'll put some cream on it."
"You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."
"No, you don't understand!" answers the doctor, "I'll put some cream on the place you were stung."
"Oh! It happened in the garden in back of my house."
"No, no, no!" says the doctor getting frustrated, "I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting you."
"On my finger!" screamed the man in pain. "The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts."
"Which one?" the doctor.
"How am I supposed to know? All bees look the same to me!"
eople in Dubai do not like the Flintstones........
But people from.......... Abu Dhabi Do
A duck is standing at the side of the road.
Suddenly a chicken approaches him and says, "Don't do it, man! You'll never hear the end of it!"
Mum, I don't want to go to school today.
Give me two reasons.
I don't like the teachers and I don't like the children. Now you give me two reasons why I should go.
One, you're 48 years old and two, you're the headmaster.
Relationships can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Guidance Weekend, Tony and his wife, Madbunny
listened to the instructor declare,
'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are
important to each other.'
He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's
favourite flower?'
Tony leaned over, touched Madbunnys arm gently, and whispered,
'Homepride, isn't it ?'
And thus began Tony's life as a single man.
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🤣🤣🤣 How did you know 🤔🐰
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My wife and I were sitting next to you 🤣🤣🤗🐰
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It would seem you are back on form . But this time you have competition from Vonus .
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