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Brig57

Hello this is the complaint lne how may i help u? oh....ur calling about ms dolphin? oh and what is the nature of your =complaint mam? oh not a complaint ooh ? and ohoh she did? and oh that too oh well we hear lots through the grape vine how dedicated a nurse she is.........but wow.........she comforted all of your family in terrible times.........and comforted your grandmotehr when she was sooo sick..........wow that must mean the world to u...........and she did what? oh we do hear that nurse dolphin does a lot beind the scenes ...........yes i personally would believe all that.......she has helped soo many people.........ur what? going to plant perpetual trees in her memory...............oh ill bet she will like that.............what ohoh living testaments to her kindsnes and how much dignty she ahs given people............well that sounds like a wonderful idea................name trails after her..........in the woods oh with bird feedersand bird baths how coooool...............i let her know she is super busy as uo konw but we iwll try to find a way she gets the message yes i have heard that too.......helped lots and lots fo people thank u for calling mam...........

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Good on ya Brig....Dolphin is an exceptional human being...she is very quiet about all the hours she worked to help people and her dedication during this pandemic. As a friend...she is one of the kindest and most intelligent people I've ever known... I'll dedicate a tree for sure... we will be planting our fruit trees and getting a few more in the not too distant future...she will have one planted in her honor.

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thank u.........sincerely.......i was going to include her friend..........(couldnt remember how to spell your name) u both..........u both..........helped me ..........so much from the hospital that destroyed me just because they didnt take histories and failed to verify the information from critic family

i have no words to how much i respect **** u both......sincerely and thank u for not laughting .........sometimes we need............we.............we need............to honor.........those who make a difference for us..........as u know i suspect.............that is a need too.......

i do**** do do do ...........apprecaite your words...........words fail me.............u helped

maybe what many of us need is people we can have faith in.........maybe thats a big part of it..........others u can not count on.............then..................there are the true blue........maybe thats it

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glad your okay Brig...I've been off the site mostly....and most of my old friends are not here anymore either so I only drop in now and then. Take care.... :)

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smiling........make my heart better thanks can explain.......doubt i have to

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Your new ones are though ☺️

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Thank you, that's true ...

I'm still here faux 😁😁 x

Hi ya sista...glad to see you...we go waayyyy back don't we...good things are worth holding onto...

Yes we do don't we sista. You are trusted tried and true. The fabulous 3 T's of any friendship. 💖 x

love you too.... gonna paint a lot today... :)

Paint away to your hearts content. And may it be content. 😁💖 x

It's my play therapy... :)

😁😁 x

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Brilliant

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Oh just a question. How May think good friends are addicting ?? I sure do

Lol

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Why can’t nurses get dates??

Oh

They are never off duty

Who want to talk about cranial nerves and perfusion sndtheblood brain barrier

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Whomidthegatger of the abledisabled ablecd?

Lord Nelson

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To keep the pc world reviews happyba

An evaluator gave a staff of 8.3. 8.6. And dolphin 9.4. Why is the latter such a high achievement

Because the scale was ten to the twentieth power Lol

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16544 what is a affordable class Ii anti depressant used by off duty nurses for friends ??

Hint Uses beans

Two potential answers

But not thff Ed vthrevmagic beans but thanks for playing

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What do nurses call cinabon use??

Ahhh hmm ah

Roll playing

In Britain it’s flying spitfires with rolls and barrel looos

Ultimate thrill they say

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Sorry was walking. Who B was the father of the capable or able non disabled

Lord Nelson

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Home

Forest green
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Home peaceful

Forest
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Home

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It does look peaceful

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Very thanks. How was ur ahhhgh day??

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I had a good day thank youI just listened to a play list :)

How was your day?

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That makes me very very happy

Decent day Pretty forest

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56 across. Why are nurses forced to walk in their hands and recite the cranial nerves in old Greek in nursing school??

Ahhhh. To get ready for life as a nurse in the hospitals

Yes swish again. That’s 29 points

Yah baby

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67across

Why do families of nurses have wheel barrows??

Hmmm to catch their wives or husband after brutal days and just pour them

Into bed or not too deep bubble bath

Oooh. Bonus pints for bubble bath

Ah forgot the special soap

And massage with music. Worth 15 bonus pints. Shucks

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What is dense than depleted uranium in tank shells??

Nursing books.

Twenty pints swish

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125. EhT is the honors song of nursing given by veterans to honor their dedication ??

Oooh ooh ah moo what about no

Ah

Silver wings

Wow 599 pints. We are on a rol partners

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What do nurse use doctors for??

Oh robin williams rip

To treat insomniacs

Tk u mr Williams God rest

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1574

What do medical teams in the trenches label the pins during charity bowling ?

Fee T last tks god were free at last

Admin

R. D c10 to minus one power

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1644)6Why were nursesskirts so big originally?

Spare bandages

To hide lost or scared children

Swish gas’s man

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Sorry. Yah. Man

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Question 455. What I’d the dream pr date for all pilots hands down?

Ohh of course

Spitfire

She just glides through air j

Whisper quiet

Pilots dream

Saved a nation

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Who invented massage??

The British

They lovingly care for the hams victory all put on by hand. She is never left unguarded or uncared for

Everyday All by hand

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This isn’t a rehearsal as they say and u well know It’s a great joy to see people live and not just work til they drop

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Who has the highest waking BUN of anyone walking??

Nurses of course I should have gotten that one right off silly me

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❤️ you

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the greatest strenght is.........as every unsung nurse knows...............compassion

and totallu unrecognized

nurses..............give people...............the will ................to live.........

never leave.........a patient alone.........in pain- nursing code d14

"the presence of the nurse......is stil.....the greatest single synergist to analgesics known to mankind"- dr x

" the presence of the nurses gave the soldiers ........solace to endure their war and their woounds"

"welcome to the=finest evac hospital in all

south east asia..........the purpose of our existence........has just arrived

you .........our patient" Vietnam nurses

nurses heal the heart and soul to enable the patient to endure and heal the body...........

so that others...........may live - hidden nursing codes d14

nobody..........dies on our shifts witout our *** permission or die trying- hidden d14 nusing codes

of course nurses never sleep- when they finally get off they worry all night about their patients...........called be connected........in nursing terms

have to watch nurses like a hawk.....double triple morgage thier houses and sell their cars and sthetscopes to help varoud patients without..........

dolphin14 helps everbody.......she never eat lunch ...that goes to the food bank.......have to watch her like a hawk..........swear every time i turn around shes giving blood.............

stone never cries.......

just angels in the night- with the water running in the rest rooms

u

have no idea.......how mch respect i hafe we have for u.......

heart heart heart

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back at ya too kiddo

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What song was adapted by many nurse corps esp Texas? No 4449655

From the halls

To the doors of Tripoli

We wi

Fight

Our patients

Battles

On

Air

And land and sea

First to

Fight for right

And freedom to flourish and secure honor and dignity

We are

Proud

To claim

The title

Of the hardest working

Us

Nurse

Marines

Salute

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Is it true that nurses aHave 18 hour days?

No

20

What mammal has the second longest loops of Henley behind the kangaroo rat??

Nurses of course

Get to use the rest room once a month

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Hahaha...... funny in the rest room. Have to learn to hold that for sure.Sometimes no time to eat or drink anyway

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Egg actlu

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Heard that’s why tpn was developed

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The forest where I live

Sap green forest
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Forest where I live

Forest
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Home

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Natural art

Art
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Artists forest

Bark
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34675WhT do respiratory nurse use to test and aid their patients?

Hhhm

Ahhh

Singing contests !! N

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What is the fight song of the 896 batting nurses corps ?

I don’t know but I’ve been told. Nursing wings are made of gold

Who do u left who do right

I don’t know u

But we e been told nursing wings are made of solid gold

That’s the rumor at least

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Why are scholars starting to advocate old fashioned rugs again??8977

Because rug bearing turns out saved many marriages and has hidden health benefits

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Forest art

Stump
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Ten across

What group are marines absolutely terrified of no distrspct to th Ed marines??

Hhhmmm. Oh of course

Nurses

Lol

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Eleven down

Why do doctors and nurses have to take calculus and do much algebra ??

Hmmmmm

Hmmmm

Ohhhhjj of course

Training for the mental gymnastics to orde an aspirin

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45 across

When were nuclear subs developed and where were they fueled from??

Hmmm

Just after ww2

The fuel systems and rods came from exhausted nurses getting new ones for twenty hour days

Yes slam dunk ! Swish

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You are funny Brig.

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Ur soo different. Most get mad. I was shocked and inspird

6 miles. Uphill to the pass50 pound rucksack Age 63going on 23

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Whywaseve made second. No5645

Practice makes perfect

Bingo

Way to go George!!

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Wheredudportable drfibutlarors cone from??

Originally worn under the garments of clinical nurs ex to keep from falling over from exhaustion then generalized to be available for general use

It’s automatic because I’m real

Life the nurse would be comatose and can’t instruct onlookers

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Wow that's great exercise Good for you

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My nurses Learned to walk three times. Wasn’t me

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Three times had to learn to walk

Guess who got me through it

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A nurse of course :)

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Ain’t that. The truth. My first surgerhh th was a tibial crest transposition in 70. Major reconstruction. Fire up my siatic

Plunge to 45090 feet below the surface god ur soo in trouble and I was tough logger in those days

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Ur the only one who doesn’t mock

I never had a thing about her

In awe yes. Best thing was to never bother her and walk away

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I wouldn't mock you.That's not a very nice thing to do to someone.

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I know ur a true true nurse

My doctor go figure

Sap green trees
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No big but moi

Tks for everything neighbor

Face of man
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No esp a doctor

Brig:

I'm blushing :)

I have never read anything like this about myself.

You are such a kind and warm hearted man. You are very special.

Thank you for making me feel so special.

❤️🐬

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spontaneous from the minions who said the other day......u know brig- i know ur scared but certian people like Dolphin really******* came to you aid...and reallly offset*** a ton of bad juujoo that some tohers dumped in spades and she worked and read every message and like like like good job like like and worked feverishly ........to counter all that stuff cuz..........she could sense.......partner.......she has that enigamna stuff of rescuer feeler heeler nurse that came to ur aid when u partner were reallly hurting............and taken me all this time to try .......try to find the words .........to say thank u for doing the healing others should have done............that was earned****** not given..........watch the movie star trek the original.........the empath.................u will see yourself.............u nurses have a horrible job.........mars, murphy stalking efery hallways every case and not one mhworker knows wabout it...........save for those like uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu in the trenches ........what meat grinder.............records, drugs, phsycolotgy insurance doctors nurses familes holding hands the technical side and holding people togeher and helping them as their mirrirors ( world best liars.........oh honey your boyfreind wont see a thing here take my necklace and scarf ............u look wonderful to him .........and cancer patients and and nddnd aholding them together.............and virtually unregonized..........

u

rrrrrrr special..............to your pateints..........they doooooooooo rememober all the hearts and souls u comforrt and protect techniicallu and compassionately what a bear of job.............how u do it........................have

noooooooooooooooooo

idea......................no marine .............would dream of being a nurse oh god let me invade hanoi with a popsicle stick............god only nurses can endure that stuff..............its

the truth..........

labeling trees............perpetual............in the forest............in your name..........and all aroudn ...........all the new soul=s fo the patients u touched..........for all time ......

beaches. song

u helped me.............sooooooooooooooooooooooooo much

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star trek.....original-the empath- u and nursing

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by unanimous vote: u have been inducted in OUR

Nursing

Hall of Fame

congratulations........everone voted and all agreed......

u give us hope and courage......we borrow ur courage.......to face PT and etc

u give of yourself.........=to our pateints........all day every day and night

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R

E

S

P

E

C

T

earned******************* not....................................given

to reduce sufferinng and pain, maintain dignity and self respect.........so that others..........may live...................hidden codes...........of nursing......

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You are very special my Dolphin even if you are a bit 'fishy' at times. Oh dear corny old jokes (slapping myself) 😁💖 xx

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Hahahahaha..... that's fantastic. I love it!

Thank you hyper you have been a special friend and great support from the minute I came on here. You rescued me!

❤️🐬

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Ha ha and what a good rescue it was! 😁😜🤣 x

I talked to a marine recruiter who used to get the highest o of sign ups for his area in the country. I asked him w h at his secret was

He said I have a fool proof technique even with the recluctant ones

It was the 70. And even with Vietnam the numbers were high

I just told them that the judge or their old man gave them two choices

Vietnam hell as a marine

Or

Nursing

They nearly knocked us all down scared to death of nursing

Heck only nurses can endure nursing

We both died laughing. Even the seals won’t go near nursing schools it’s rumored

Happy trails

Who was nurse brown and what was he saying

Legindary nurse

Be a Rudy